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Jokes On Alia Bhatt

Ek din alia bhatt jawailri ki dukan me gai.

Dukandar: Hira, pnna, moti kaun sa

ratan dikhu mai aapko.

Alia bhatt: bharat ratan dikho, aaj kal

Ye bhut trands me hai.

 


 

Alia bhatt aur rahul gandhi abhi tak ye nahi

Samajh pa rahe hai .

Ki jab salman khan ke pass koi

Khet hi nahi hai to wo do din

Ke liye bail lekar kya krege.

 


 

Ek din rahul gandhi aur aliya bhatt dno mile.

Rahul gandhi: Yar koi majedar baat bata na

Alia: Pata hai, mai jab choti thi to chhat se niche

Gir gai thi.

Rahul gandhi: Fir, tu bachi ya mar gai thi.

Alia: Mujhe kaise pata hoga,

Mai to choti thi na.

 

 

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Jokes on Alia Bhatt – Most Funny Jokes

Marne ke bad ek kala aadmi swarg gya

Pari: Aap kaun ho…

Aadmi: Kala aadmi (impress krne ke liye) bola mai “TITANIC” ka hero hu

Pari: “TITANIC” dubi thi jali nahi thi kale kauwe

 


 

Ek reporter ne Alia Bhatt Ko roka..

Reporter : Mam , aaapko GST ka full form pata hai..

Alia Bhatt : Tumhe nahi pata hai..

Reporter : Ji pata hai .. Aap se puch raha hu..

Alia Bhatt : GST ka full form hai “Gum Suda Tex”

Report : Aap dhany hai madam ..

 


 

Alia bhatt ek paraf ka tukda hath pe leke

Gaur se dekh rahi thi

Varun ne puch :

“Aisa kya dekh rahi ho ”

Alia Bhatt : “Dekh rahi hu ki leak kaha se ho raha hai..”

 

 

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Alia Jokes – New Jokes On Alia Bhatt

Alia bhatt ke bagiche me bahut sare pedh lage the..

Usne maali se  pedho me pani dalne ko kaha..

Mali : Madam abhi to barish aarahi hai..

Alia Bhatt : Koi bat nahi chata leke dal do..

 


 

Alia Bhatt ka Bag chori ho gya..

Usne Varun se bola

Alia Bhatt : Yar , Mera bag chori ho gya,

Usme 3000Rupee the..

Varun : Chal Jhuthi ,

2500 hi the , maine khud ghar jake gine the..

Alia Bhatt : Paise ki koi problem nahi hai,

Bas ye pata chal jaye ki o adami kaun tha..

 


 

Alia Bhatt dukandar se

Alia Bhatt : Bhai Sahab maine aap ke dukan se murgi kaga liya tha …

DukanDar : Ji , Usme Koi Kharabi hai kya ?

Alia Bhatt : Maine ek mahi pahle usse apne bagiche me boya tha,

Abhi tak usme se murgi nahi nikli…

 

 

Funny Jokes On Alia Bhatt – Alia Bhat Jokes

200 metre ki race me alia ne bhag liye…

Referee bola : 1,2,3 bhago…

Sab bhag liye sirf alia nahi bhai..

Referee : Tum kyu nahi bhag rahi…

Alia : Mera number 4 hai..

 


 

Alia bhatt independence day ke liye bharat ka jhanda lene gai,
Jhanda dekh kar Alia bhatt ne kuch kaha,
jise sunte hi dukaan wala behosh ho gya,
Guess karo Alia ne kya kaha hoga ?

‘Isme aur colour dikhao ge bhaiya ?’

 


 

Alia Bhatt : Hello Dad, aaj ka kya plan hai ?

Mahesh Bhatt : Bas Income Tax Returns.

Alia Bhatt: Ohhh… Lekin pahla part kab aaya?

Mahesh Bhatt : Ja beti ja tu , Shooting pe ja …

 


 

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan sarak pe chal rahe the …
Aur sarak pe unhe 500ke note gira huwa mila…
Alia- Ab hum kya karege?
Varun- Hum 50:50 kar lete hai…..
Alia- Par bake ke 400 ka kya karege ?

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