Non Veg Dirty Jokes In Hindi

Raat bhar chudai karwane ke bad ek aurat apne parosh ke hakim ke paas jake boli

Aurat : Hakim sahab kya aap ne hi mere pati ko josh badhane ki goli di thi kal,

Hakim khushi se bola : Ji ha ha maine hi di thi,

Aurat : Madharchod..biwi bhi apni de deta !!

 

Ek adami ki suhagrat thi,

Vo badhe aaram se biwi ko chhod raha tha,

Par uski biwi jor jor se chikh rahi thi,

Adami hairani se puchata hai :

Tum cheekh kyu rahi ho,

Biwi : Sale tere dost bahar khade hai,

teri izzat rakh rahi hu

 

Jabardast bejati,

Suhagraat pe pati puri josh se biwi ko thok raha tha,

Tabhi biwi boli :

Ab dal bhi do na, kab tak ungali se karoge

 

Ladki : Mai jab bhi apne padhosh wale ladke ko dekhti hu,

Meri Bra tite ho jati hai,

Dusari Ladki : Kal se tu bra hi mat pahan,

Fir dekhta uski pant kaise tite hoti hai.

 

 

Girlfriend : Mere rista aaya hai,

Meri sadi hone wali hai,

Boyfriend : Ye toh achi bat hai,

ab hum bina comdom ke kar sakte hai

 

 

Patni : Agar duniya 30 minutes me khatam hogi

toh tum kya karna chahoge,

Pati : Off course , tumhe chodana chahuga,

Patni : aur baki ke 29 minutes ?

 

 

Ek Baniya suhag raat pe biwi ko chodate huwe bola :

Chut tumhari loose hai .

Biwi (gusse me) : Jaldi bahar nikalo,

aur meri AC, TV aur Jewellery bhi wapish karo,

Baniya : galti ho gai, mera hi patla hai.

 

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Ek bar 2 ladkiya movie dekhne ke bad dhar aarahi thi,

Pehli Saheli : “Mera purse chori ho gaya hai”.

Dusari saheli : Tu tah apna purse hamesa bra me rakhati thi,

Pehli Saheli : Mujhe kya pata wo sala chor nikalega.

 

 

3 ladhkiya aapas me bat kar rahi thi,

Pahli Ladki : Maine boss ke drawer me condom dekha.

Dusari Ladki : ha, Maine usme ched kar diya.

Tisari Ladki : Haramjati pahle batana tha na

 

 

Kab Dogi – Double Meaning Chutkule

Pappu Ke papa pappu ka result lene school gaye,

Papa (Class Teacher se) : Madam kab dogi ?

Bahut der se mera pappu khada hai,

Teacher : Period to khatam hone do

Andar Tak Jayega – Double Meaning Jokes

Ladki rikshewale se : aadar tak jayega tera ?

Rikshawala : Ha Madam bilkul jayega,

aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.

Ladki : Toh thik hai ,

ghuma piche se lelo

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Boy Girl Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka : bf hai ?

Ladki : ha hai..

Ladka : Kis quality me hai,  480p ya 720p

Ladki : (Blocked)

Lame Jokes In English – Hindi Lame Jokes

1)Why does Pahlaj Nihalani censor all the s*x scenes?

Because Pahlaj Na-hilani

 

2)Once Pandit Haripradad Chaurasia wore some perfume before a concert but he just could’t play the flute. Why?

Because na rahegi ‘baas’, na bajegi basuri.

 

3)Why is Mr. Narendra Modi only visible at night?

Because he’s the Prime Minister (PM) not the Aviation Minister (AM).

 

4)What did the lioness say when her husband asked her whether sha had a boyfriend before marriage or not ?

“Aapki isi bat pe ek sher yaad aaya”

 

5) Rajiv: “chandani, i love you!”

*Yeh sun ke chadni chawk gayi*

Chandani: “But I’ve always only considered you a friend.”

*Yeh sun ke Rajive Chauk gaya*

 

6)Metro station’s mom: “Beta bijli ka bill jama kar ke aaja!”

Meta station: “Aaj toh busy hoon. karkardooma?”

 

7)Teacher:Can anybody tell me what is aloe vera?

Student: Madam Panjab ke liye drink banata hai, toh woh usse glass dete hue kehta hai “Ae Lo, vira”.

 

8) Bullet 1: “Man, I need a new job.”

Bullet 2: “Don’t you already have one?”

Bullet 1: “Nah man. I got fired”

 

9) Why was the astronaut’s wife unhappy?

Kyuki uska pati ab iss duniya mein nahin raha.

 

10) What did the newspaper say to the magzine?

“Dude, you’ve got issues.”

 

11) What did Earth say to other planets?

“Get a life, you guys!”

 

12)What did one DNA say to another DNA ?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

 

13) Why doesevery respect shiney Ahuja so much?

‘Cause he’s a self-‘maid’ man.

 

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14)  Why does Dolly Binda puts on so much make-up?

Because mehndi laga ke rakhna, ‘Dolly’ saja ke rakhna.

 

 

Haramkhor Admin Jokes – Whatsapp group jokes Admin Jokes

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Admin ”

Suresh – Happy bday Admin

Raju- Happy bday Admin

Ganesh – Happy bday Admin

Rhohit – Happy bday Admin

sagar – Happy bday  Admin

Priya : hb

Rahul: Happy birthday Admin

Yogesh: Happy b Admin

Pintya: Happy Birthday Admin

Jitendra: Happy birthday Admin

Admin – Thanks Priya..

Mohit changed the subject to “Haramkhor Admin”

Whatsapp Admin Jokes – Most Funny Admin Jokes

Admin apna bal katane ke liye nai ke dukan pe pahucha,

Admin bal katane laga,

Tabhi dukan me ek sudar mahila aai,

Admin mahila se bola : aap bahut sundar hai,

Mahila : Sukriya,

Admin : Aaj sam ko kahi ghumne chalogi,

Mahila : Ji mai shaadi suda hu, mere pati nahi jane denge,

Admin : Bol dena shaheli se milne ja rahi hu,

Mahila : Aap khud hi bol do, abhi wo aapke bal kat rahe hai..

Admin Jokes Hindi – Whatsapp Group Admin Jokes

Admin petro pump pe :-

Admin : Bhai 10 rupee ka petrol dal do,

Petro pump wala : 5 rupee aur mila aur petro pump pe partnership kar le…


Unn ladko me kya dam, jo bike hila ke bike ka petro bata dete hai

Unn ladko me kya dam jo bettary ko jibh se chat ke charge bata dete hai,

Dum toh hamare admin me hai, jo phone ko hilake uska balance bata deta hai

Celebrity Non Veg Funny Jokes Double Meaning

Ek Baar Yuraj Ka Mood Karne Ka Hua,

To Vo Saniya Mirza Ke sath karne Ke Liye Gaya
Jab Kapde Utar Ke Vo Bed Pe Lete To

Yuraj Uske Uper Aa Gaya Aur Uski Jaangh (Thigh) Pe Lund Rakh Diya

Saniya Hairani Se boli : “Abee, Choot To Yahan  hoti Hai”
Yuraj : “Sabar Kar , Yaha Se Spin Karke lauga waha.. “

Date Pe Condom Funny Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladki date pe ja rahi hoti hai,

Uski ma dari hoti hai ,

Aur uske condom deti hai rakhne ko,

Ladki haste huwe maa se bolti haai,

Yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

Mere sath hogi juli , Toh mujhe do muli…

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