Non Veg Dirty Jokes In Hindi

Raat bhar chudai karwane ke bad ek aurat apne parosh ke hakim ke paas jake boli

Aurat : Hakim sahab kya aap ne hi mere pati ko josh badhane ki goli di thi kal,

Hakim khushi se bola : Ji ha ha maine hi di thi,

Aurat : Madharchod..biwi bhi apni de deta !!

 

Ek adami ki suhagrat thi,

Vo badhe aaram se biwi ko chhod raha tha,

Par uski biwi jor jor se chikh rahi thi,

Adami hairani se puchata hai :

Tum cheekh kyu rahi ho,

Biwi : Sale tere dost bahar khade hai,

teri izzat rakh rahi hu

 

Jabardast bejati,

Suhagraat pe pati puri josh se biwi ko thok raha tha,

Tabhi biwi boli :

Ab dal bhi do na, kab tak ungali se karoge

 

Ladki : Mai jab bhi apne padhosh wale ladke ko dekhti hu,

Meri Bra tite ho jati hai,

Dusari Ladki : Kal se tu bra hi mat pahan,

Fir dekhta uski pant kaise tite hoti hai.

 

 

Girlfriend : Mere rista aaya hai,

Meri sadi hone wali hai,

Boyfriend : Ye toh achi bat hai,

ab hum bina comdom ke kar sakte hai

 

 

Patni : Agar duniya 30 minutes me khatam hogi

toh tum kya karna chahoge,

Pati : Off course , tumhe chodana chahuga,

Patni : aur baki ke 29 minutes ?

 

 

Ek Baniya suhag raat pe biwi ko chodate huwe bola :

Chut tumhari loose hai .

Biwi (gusse me) : Jaldi bahar nikalo,

aur meri AC, TV aur Jewellery bhi wapish karo,

Baniya : galti ho gai, mera hi patla hai.

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Ek bar 2 ladkiya movie dekhne ke bad dhar aarahi thi,

Pehli Saheli : “Mera purse chori ho gaya hai”.

Dusari saheli : Tu tah apna purse hamesa bra me rakhati thi,

Pehli Saheli : Mujhe kya pata wo sala chor nikalega.

 

 

3 ladhkiya aapas me bat kar rahi thi,

Pahli Ladki : Maine boss ke drawer me condom dekha.

Dusari Ladki : ha, Maine usme ched kar diya.

Tisari Ladki : Haramjati pahle batana tha na

 

 

Kab Dogi – Double Meaning Chutkule

Pappu Ke papa pappu ka result lene school gaye,

Papa (Class Teacher se) : Madam kab dogi ?

Bahut der se mera pappu khada hai,

Teacher : Period to khatam hone do

Andar Tak Jayega – Double Meaning Jokes

Ladki rikshewale se : aadar tak jayega tera ?

Rikshawala : Ha Madam bilkul jayega,

aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.

Ladki : Toh thik hai ,

ghuma piche se lelo

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Boy Girl Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka : bf hai ?

Ladki : ha hai..

Ladka : Kis quality me hai,  480p ya 720p

Ladki : (Blocked)

Lame Jokes In English – Hindi Lame Jokes

1)Why does Pahlaj Nihalani censor all the s*x scenes?

Because Pahlaj Na-hilani

 

2)Once Pandit Haripradad Chaurasia wore some perfume before a concert but he just could’t play the flute. Why?

Because na rahegi ‘baas’, na bajegi basuri.

 

3)Why is Mr. Narendra Modi only visible at night?

Because he’s the Prime Minister (PM) not the Aviation Minister (AM).

 

4)What did the lioness say when her husband asked her whether sha had a boyfriend before marriage or not ?

“Aapki isi bat pe ek sher yaad aaya”

 

5) Rajiv: “chandani, i love you!”

*Yeh sun ke chadni chawk gayi*

Chandani: “But I’ve always only considered you a friend.”

*Yeh sun ke Rajive Chauk gaya*

 

6)Metro station’s mom: “Beta bijli ka bill jama kar ke aaja!”

Meta station: “Aaj toh busy hoon. karkardooma?”

 

7)Teacher:Can anybody tell me what is aloe vera?

Student: Madam Panjab ke liye drink banata hai, toh woh usse glass dete hue kehta hai “Ae Lo, vira”.

 

8) Bullet 1: “Man, I need a new job.”

Bullet 2: “Don’t you already have one?”

Bullet 1: “Nah man. I got fired”

 

9) Why was the astronaut’s wife unhappy?

Kyuki uska pati ab iss duniya mein nahin raha.

 

10) What did the newspaper say to the magzine?

“Dude, you’ve got issues.”

 

11) What did Earth say to other planets?

“Get a life, you guys!”

 

12)What did one DNA say to another DNA ?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

 

13) Why doesevery respect shiney Ahuja so much?

‘Cause he’s a self-‘maid’ man.

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14)  Why does Dolly Binda puts on so much make-up?

Because mehndi laga ke rakhna, ‘Dolly’ saja ke rakhna.

 

 

Haramkhor Admin Jokes – Whatsapp group jokes Admin Jokes

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Admin ”

Suresh – Happy bday Admin

Raju- Happy bday Admin

Ganesh – Happy bday Admin

Rhohit – Happy bday Admin

sagar – Happy bday  Admin

Priya : hb

Rahul: Happy birthday Admin

Yogesh: Happy b Admin

Pintya: Happy Birthday Admin

Jitendra: Happy birthday Admin

Admin – Thanks Priya..

Mohit changed the subject to “Haramkhor Admin”

Whatsapp Admin Jokes – Most Funny Admin Jokes

Admin apna bal katane ke liye nai ke dukan pe pahucha,

Admin bal katane laga,

Tabhi dukan me ek sudar mahila aai,

Admin mahila se bola : aap bahut sundar hai,

Mahila : Sukriya,

Admin : Aaj sam ko kahi ghumne chalogi,

Mahila : Ji mai shaadi suda hu, mere pati nahi jane denge,

Admin : Bol dena shaheli se milne ja rahi hu,

Mahila : Aap khud hi bol do, abhi wo aapke bal kat rahe hai..

Admin Jokes Hindi – Whatsapp Group Admin Jokes

Admin petro pump pe :-

Admin : Bhai 10 rupee ka petrol dal do,

Petro pump wala : 5 rupee aur mila aur petro pump pe partnership kar le…


Unn ladko me kya dam, jo bike hila ke bike ka petro bata dete hai

Unn ladko me kya dam jo bettary ko jibh se chat ke charge bata dete hai,

Dum toh hamare admin me hai, jo phone ko hilake uska balance bata deta hai

Funny Questions Answer In Hindi Teacher And Student

Funny Question Answer Jokes In Hindi

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Funny Question in hindi

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..

Gori Ho…lambi ho..

Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..

Pati ko samjhe….

Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …

Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

 

 

Funny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..

Student : Par Master Ji ,

Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur

na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

 

 

Student teacher funny question

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..

Teacher : Nahi beta …

Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

 

 

Funny Question In Hindi With Answer

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…

Student : Kitabo me..

Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

 

 

Teacher and student Funny question answer in hindi

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..

Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..

Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..

Toh usne jabab diya ..

“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

 

 

Funny Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?

Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..

Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..

Teacher Behosh

 

 

Comedy Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?

Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..

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Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…

Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Romantic Funny Shayari On Girlfriend Boyfriend

Funny romantic shayari in hindi for girlfriend

 

Funny shayari in hindi for girlfriend

Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..

Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..

Pata koi aur le gya unko..

Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!

 

 

Shayari for girlfriend

Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de..

Jo waja kare usse pura har hal me kar de..

Tumhe lipistic lagane ki kya jarurat..

Tumhare hoth toh hum apne hotho se lal kar de

 

 

Hindi joke shayari

Mohabat kar li humne.. kafi sochane ke bad..

Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke bad..

Duniya chor denge tumhe pane ke bad..

Khuda maf kare itne jhuth bolne ke bad..

 

 

Shayari for gf

Jis chehare ko dekh ke haste the hum..

Aj ussi ne hame rula diya..

Usne toh hame call kiya nahi..

Humne kiyta toh caller tune tha..

“Tumhe bhula diya”

 

 

Romantic shayari for boyfriend

Hasi ke liye gam kurban..

Khushi ke liye aanshu kurban..

Dost ke liye jan bhi kurban…

Agar dost Ki girlfriend mil jaye to sala dost kurban..

 

 

Shayari in hindi for girlfriend

Dil bana toh diwane bane..

Sarab nana toh sarabi bane..

Kuch to bat hai aap me..

Yuhi nahi pagal khane bane

 

 

 

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