Best Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend In Hindi

Best Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend, Non Veg sms for girlfriend

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Non veg jokes for girlfriend –  Non veg message for girlfriend

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath raat car me ja raha tha..

Pappu ne ek sunsan jagah gadi rok li..

Pappu : Agar mai tumhare sath yaha muh kala karu toh

Tum sor to nahi machaogi na..

Girlfriend : Agar ache se muh kala nahi kar paye to jarur sor machaugi

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg sms for girlfriend

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,,

Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho..

Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ?

Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…

 

 

Non veg msgs for boyfriend – Non veg msg for boyfriend in hindi

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..

Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..

Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..

Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laga hota…

 

 

Non veg jokes for gf – Non veg msgs for boyfriend

Girlfriend (Boyfriend Se) : Aaj Maine Apne Bhatije ko dudh pilaya

Boyfriend Girlfriend Ke Bra Me Hath Dal ke Chuche Dabane Laga..

Boyfriend : Isme To dudh Hi nahi Hai..

Girlfriend : Aree Bevkuf Mai Powder ke dudh ki bat kar rahi hu

 

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Hot Girl sexy phone pe sexy aawaj me

Girlfriend  : Baby , batao mere Underwear me kya hai

Pappu : mujhe kya pata , tera underwear hai !!!

Girlfriend   : Darling , Guess to karo ?

Pappu : Elastic hi hoga ,….. warna aajkal naade wali kaha koi pehenta hai,,,

 

Non veg shayari in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg shayari for girlfriend

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :

Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..

Gf : Condom Laye ho na..

Bf : Condom Kyu ?

Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge…

 

Non veg sms in hindi for girlfriend

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,

Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili

To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola

Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”

Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

 

 

Non veg sms for gf

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..

Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..

Sardar : Chup hai sali..

Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..

 

Non veg sms for girlfriend

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……

Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,

Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…

 

 

Non veg sms for girlfriend in hindi –  Non veg msg for girlfriend

Karne ke bad ka reaction !!!

Call Girl : Paise ?

Girlfriend : Jaldi Kapde do …

Parosan : Ab kab aaoge ?

Biwi : Ab 2-4 din kuch mat bolna

Kamwali : Ab to paghar badha do sahab…

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