Top 6 Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes

Biwi ki Bejati – Andha Bhikhari Hindi Jokes

Ek pati patni dukan se nikle to

Ek bhikhari ne kaha o khubsurat

Aurat mujh andhe ko 2 rupee dede.

Pati ne apni patni ki traf dekha

Aur bola dede bechara sach me andha hai.

 

Bhikari Ko Mila Wardan – Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes

Bhagwan: Bol beta kya chahiye tujhe.

Bhikhari baba: Bhagwan, mujhe ek naukri,

Garmi se chutkara, paiso se bhra ek ghar aur

Chain ki nind chaheye.

Bhagwan: tathastu……

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Aaj bhikhari baba ATM me guard hai.

 

 

 Bhikhari Mila Ek Kanjus Se – Best Hindi Jokes On Bhikhari

Ek bar ek bhikhari, kanjus aadmi ko mila

Bhikhari: 1 rupee dedo malik maine 2 din

Se kuch bhi nahi khya hai

Kanjus aadmi: 20 rupee dunga pahle

Ye bata 1 rupee ka khana kaha milta hai.

 

 

Paisa Kamane ka 100 Tarika – Bhikhari Hindi Jokes

Bhikhari: Bhaiyo mai koi aisa waisa bhikhari

Nahi hu, maine paise kmane ke 100 tarike

Wali kitab likh chuka hu.

Ek aadmi: to fir tum bhikh kyu rahe ho

Bhikhari: Kyuki yah us book me bataya gaya

Sabse aasan tarika hai.

 

Aurat Ki Tarif – Funny Bhikhari Hindi Jokes

Bhikhari ek ghar ke bahar se aawaj lagai

Bhikhari: Maai bhagwan ke nam pe kuch dede

Ghar me se ek aaurat chilate huye nikli.

Aurat: Dikhta to tu hata-kata hai bhikh

magte huye shram nahi aati.

Bhikhari:Aap bhi to deepika padukon

Aur kaeea kapoor se kam nahi lagti fir

Bhi aap housewife ban kar rah gai hai

Aurat: Tu ruk yahi tere liye pizza mangwati hu.

 

 

Nokrani Ko Kiya Kidnap – Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes

Bhikhari: Maai bhikh dede.

Aurat: Ye lo maharaj.

Bhikhari: Maai jra ghar ke bhar aana

Wah ghar se bahar nikal kar aai.

Bhikhari aurat ko pakrte huye: ha…….ha……ha……

Mai bhikhari nahi rawan hu.

Aurat: Ha……ha…….ha…… mai bhi sita

Nahi kam wali baai hu.

Rawan: Ha……ha……ha…..pichli bar sita

Ka apahran kiya tha abhi tak pachta raha hu

Tujhe le jauga to mandodri khush ho jayegi

Mujhe bhi naukrani ki jrurat hai.

Aurat: Sita ko dhundhne sirf ram aaye the

Mujhe lejaoge to puri building dhundhne aayegi.

 

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