Top 10 Boy Girl Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Very funny boy girl sms jokes free – Very funny jokes of boy and girl

Ek ladka airport par cigarette pee raha tha, usey dekh kar ladki boli :

Ek din mein kitni cigarette peete ho??

Boy : Tum kyu puch rahi ho??

Girl : Agar ab tak zindagi mein cigarette par kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi car tumhari hoti

Boy : Aap cigarette peeti ho??

Girl : Nahi

Boy : To kya woh car aapki hai

Girl : Nahi

Boy : Advice ke liye thankyou, woh car meri hi hai

 

 

Girl n boy funny jokes –  Little boy jokes funny

Boy : Tumhari sandal’s badi pyaari hai

Girl : Utaru kya??

Boy : Arey nahi, nahi…waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

Girl : Hmm

Boy : Ab bolo…

 

 

Funny jokes on boy – Funny jokes to make a boy laugh

Ek Ladki ne apne Bf ko phone kiya..

toh phone ladke ke bhatije nahi bathaya..

Girl : Tumhare chacha kaha hai … unse bat karao..

Bhatija : Par aap kaun ??

Girl : Bolna unki jaan ka phone hai..

Bhatija (Badhe masumiyat se) : Aunty  par phone me to churail likha hai..

 

 

Funny jokes for boy and girl – Funny jokes of boy friend and girl friend

Girl Friend : Tum itne ghabaraye huye kyu ho ???

Boy Friend : Mujhe ek dhamki bhara khat mila hai ….

Girl Friend : Kya likha hai ..

Boy Friend : Likha hai ki ..

“Meri patni ka picha chor do … warna jan se mar dunga”

Girl Friend : Isme problem kya hai …

Boy Friend : Par khat gumna hai …

kaise pata chalega ki iski patni kaun si wali hai..

 

 

Funny jokes boy vs girl in hindi – Funny jokes boy with girl

Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai ..

Girl : Thanks …

Boy : Sendal lag rahi hai..

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Girl : Thanks bhaiya..

Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai..

 

 

Funny boy-girl conversation jokes – Funny jokes between boy and girl in hindi

Boy : Tum girl sarab se itni nafrat kyu karti ho..

Girl : Kyu Ki ..

Sarab pine ke bad unka chuhe jaisa boy friend

sher jaisa dahadane lagta hai..

 

 

Funniest boy jokes – Funny boy jokes about girl

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai..

Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu..

 

 

Boy vs girl funny jokes in hindi – Funniest boy girl jokes

Boy Friend Girl Friend ke ghar me bhaith ke bate kar raha tha..

Girl Friend Chaye banane Chali gai …

Boy Friend ne socha chalo check karta hu ki

isne mera number “Baby” ya “Jaanu” kis nam se save kar rakh hai …

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko call lagya … aur nam dekh ke behosh ho gaya …

Nam likha tha “Bakara No. 5”

 

 

Boy girl very funny jokes in hindi – Boy vs girl funny jokes english

Girl : Kya shadi ke bad mujhe aaisehi payar karoge…

Boy : Haa bilkul..

Mujhe shadi suda ladki bahut pasand hai …

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