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Latest Dirty Jokes In Hindi For Girlfriend

Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki

Kya ye sach  hai ki  …

Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..

Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..

Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..

 


 

Girl ( Boy se ) : Ye batao Bus Ladka hai ya ladki..

Boy : Ladki hai !1

Girl : Kaise !!

Boy : Kyu ki sab uspe chadhte hai..

Girl : Fir Bus ko bacha kyu nahi hota..

Boy : Kyu ki sab uske piche se chadhte hai..

Girl : Conductor aur drive to aage se chadte hai..

Boy : Unhone cap paahna hota hai..

 


 

Line me Ladki Ke piche ek ladka khada tha..

Ladki Ki gand dekh kar Lakde ka khada ho gya..

Ladki (Ladke se) : Thodha piche hoke khade ho..

Ladka : Kya Karu Piche se dhakka aaraha hai..

Ladki : 21 sal hu .. Gand marne aur dhakka marne me farak janti hu…

 


 

Ek Bacha Apni Masi Ka Boobs Dekh Leta Hai aur  Bolta Hai,
Masi Ye Kya Hai,
Masi Bolti Hai Balloons Hai.
Masi Apke Itne badhe Balloons Kyo Hai,
Kya Beta Tumne Aisa Balloons Aur Dekha Tha.
Ha Masi Kal Mama Kam Wali Aunty Ke,
Mama Muh se unka balloon fula rare the….

 


 

Ek Ladka  Bhabhi ko bike se ghar chhodhne ja raha tha ……

Jab bhi Bhabhi ke boobs uski peeth se lagte,

Wo kehta : “Na babalu na, ye aunty he.”

Ghar pahooch ke Bhabhi boli :
“Tu kis babalu ke sath baat kar rah tha ?”

Ladka sharma huwa bola :”aapke boobs bar bar takra rhe the…..,

Mera bar bar khada ho raha tha ….,

to me use samajha raha tha ke babalu khada na ho,  yeh to Bhabhi hai.”

Bhabhi boli : “Dhutt pagle,

Bhabhi to mai teri hu, babalu ki nahi…. chal andar”

 


 

Pappu ke papa ne usse ek din Muth marte dekh liya

To uske papa ne uski saadi kar di..

Saadi ke 15 din bad uske papa puchte hai..

Ab sab thik hai na..

Pappu : Ganta thik hai Uska Hath to 5 Min Me thak Jata hai

 


 

Gabar Choti bahu ki izzat lut raha tha..

Ramlal ne aaisa karte dekh thakur ko batane gya..

Ramlal : Thakur sahab Gabar choti bahu ki izzat lut raha hai..

Thakur : Mai kya karu ?

Ramlal : Kuch nahi, Wo bahu rani puch rahi thi ki ..

Aap badala lenge ya mai paise lelu..

 


 

Anguri Bhabhi : Ladu ke bhaiya humne Diamond ring chihiye !!

Tiwari : Hat pagli , Sab bakwas hota hai..

Anguri Bhabhi : Maa Ki Chut

Tiwari : ” Maa ki Chut ” nahi pagli ” Makhichus ” hota hai..

Anguri Bhabhi : Nahi Hum maa ki Chut hi bole hai..

 


 

Ek ladki school se aate hi apne sare kapre utar deti hai..

Fir apne Chucho ko jor jor se dabane lagti hai !!

Ladki ki mummy puchti hai ki ye kya kar rahihai..

Ladki : Aaj school me reproduction padhaya..

Mummy : Toh ye kyu kar rahi hai..

Ladki : Ye Mujhe HomeWork Mila hai

 


 

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Adult Jokes

 

 

 

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