Doctor Jokes

New Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap : Beta tum badhe hoke kya banoge…

Beta : Mai doctor banuga..

Baap : To doctor ban kya ka karoge..

Beta : Khub sare paise kamauga….

Baap : Fir to tu beta baba hi ban ja..

Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

 

 

School Teacher Aur Naughty Boy Funny Jokes

School teacher ne bola ki hum kal

puri class ki group photo lenge..

Sabhi bacho ko ek ek copy milegi…

Jisse tum bad me dhekh ke khush hoge,,

Aur bolo ge.. ye dekho rahut.. doctor ban gya..

Ye dekho mahan Engineer ban gya..

Bich me hi ek ladka bola :

ye dekhi hamare guruji jo nahi rahe..

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Pappu Aur Uske Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pappu 10 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha..

Dost : Aree ye kya kar raha hai..

itni lambi pipe …

Pappu : Mujhe sash ki bimari hai..

To doctor ke bola hai ki hukka se dur rahiyo tu…

Very Funny Doctor Marij Jokes & Chutkule

Ek Doctor ke clinic ke samne logo ki bahut bhidh lagi thi …

Ek aadmi aage jane ki koshish karne laga..

logo ne usse khich kar piche kar diya..

Ussne 5-6 bar aaye jane ki kosish ki par log usse piche kar dete..

Adami Chilata huwa bola :

“Lage raho line me aaj mai clinic kholuga hi nahi “

Pagal Doctor Aur Marij Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Hamid bhai ki ek tang nili padh gai..

Doctor ne bola jahar faile gya hai..

Tang katni hogi…Aur ek tang kat di..

Kuch dino bad hamid bhai ki dusari tang bhi nili padh gai..

Doctor ne bola ki iss me bhi jahar faile gai hai..

Iss tang ko bhi tatana padhega.. aur dusari tang bhi kat di..

Hamid bhai ko nakadi tang lagai gai,,,

Kuch dino nad nakli tang bhi nili padh gai..

Doctor ne bola Hamid bhai mai ab jake aap ki bimari ko samjha..

Aap ki lungiu rang chhor rahi hai

Girl In Medical Store Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek ladki kafi der se medical store ke bahar khadi thi..

Store me kafi logo ki bhidh thi..

Ladki pareshan thi ..aur bhidh khatam hone ka intizar kar rahi thi..

Jab bhidh khata hue to ladki hichkichate hue store me gai..

Ladki ne idhar uthar dekha fir dukan dar se bola :

Bhai sahab mere hone wale pati doctor hai..

ye unka Love Letter hai.. aap jara isse padh dengi

Alia Bhatt At Chemist Store Funny Hindi Jokes

Alia bhatt chemist ki dukan pe gai..

Alia Bhatt ( Dukandar se) : Bhai sahab kya aap meri ek madad karege..

Dukandar :  Ha bilkul !!!

Alia Bhatt ne ek dawai ki bottle se ek chamach dawai nikali

aur dukandar ko pila diya..

Alia Bhatt :  Kya ye mithi hai !!

Dukandar :  Nahi !!!

Alia Bhatt : Thankyou Bas yahi puchna tha !!!

Dukandar : Par ye kaun si dawai hai ?

Alia Bhatt : Darsal Doctor ne mujhe urin test karane ko bola tha..

ki urin me sugar hai ya nahi…

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Operation ke baad marij bola : “Doctor sahab, kya ab main rog mukt hu???

Samne se jawab mila : Beta, Doctor sahab to dharti par hi reh gaye..

Marij : Phir tum kaun ho???

Samne se jawab mila : Beta, main to chitragupt hu

Doctor Marij Ke Hindi Funny Jokes- Chutkule

Ek aadmi ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha,

Use doctor ke pas le jaya gaya.

Doctor: Tumhara nam…

Aadmi: Chintoo…

Doctor: Janam ki tarikh

Aadmi: 5 may

Doctor: Married !

Aadmi: Nahi, car accident.

 

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