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Pati Patni Aur Suhagraat Non Veg Funny Jokes

Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :

“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”

Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..

Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..

Patni : Ek bar galti se ..

Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..

Patni : ji 10-12 bar..

Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..

Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…

jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..

Pati Patni Aur Chor Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh

Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..

Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..

Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi  ?

Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..

Aaj aaur dam nahi bacha..

Kal hum fir aajayege..

Most Funny Ladka Ladki Non Veg Jokes Chutkule

Ladki : Kal raat ko sapne me maine land ka mela dekha ..

Ladka : Mera dikha kya ?

Ladki : Hah, Chota sa kone pe latka huwa tha…

Ladka : Kal maine bhi rat ko chut ka mela dekha ..

Ladki : Meri chut dikhi kya ?

Ladka : Teri Chut pe to mela laga tha …

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Kamini Ladki Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki ne ek dukan pe 28 Number ki penty li

Aur Trial Room me chali gai..

Ladki ne kapde utar ke dukandar ko ander bulaya..

Dukandar uske Chuchche dekh ka usse Chusna suru kar diya..

Chuchcho pe behoshi ki dawa lagi thi..

Dukan dar bejosh ho gya..

Ladki ne dukan ka sara cash lut liya..

Aur paas ke sise pe likh diya..

Khula dhudh pina sehat ke liye hani karak hai…

Pati Patni Non Veg Funny SMS And Jokes

Ek nai naveli jawan dulhan ka pati USA kamane gya tha..

Patni usko roj apni Langi photo bhejti

Aur message me likhti : Mai aisehi aap ka wait kar rahi hu..

Jaldi aajao aap..

Pati : Wo sab to thik hai

Pahale ye bata ki ye photo ghichta kaun hai teri…

Class Room Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek 10th class ki ladki class me biscuit kha rahi thi ..

Madam ke dekhte hi ladki ne biscuit bra me chupa liya…

Madam : Biscuit kaha chupaya hai tumne..

Pappu : Mam , ye biscuit dudh me duba ke kha rahi hai…

Pati Patni Bed Room Non Veg Funny Jokes

Pati Patni ke Bed room se kuch aisi awaje aai..

Biwi : Baby Chotey Wale chhed (Hole) Nahi,
Bade Wale Chhed Me Dalo…?

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Pati: Andhera Itna Hai Jaanu, Chhed Dikhai Hi
Nahi Aa Raha hai …..?

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Biwi :  Esa Karo Chhed Pe Apni Ungli fero
Mehsoos Ho Jayega , Phir Ander Ghusa Dena?

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Pati: Wah ….! Ungli Se To Andhere Mein Bhi
Ched Mil Gaya ….?

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Biwi : Jaanu Ab Aahista Se Andar Daal Do ….!!!

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Pati: Poora Andar tak Chala Gaya …,

Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil kam Hai Andherey Me Headphone Ki Pin
phone Me Dalana ….?

Adult Doctor Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek jawan Ladki doctor ke paas jake bolti hai,

Ladki : Doctor sahab meri chut bahut badi ho gai hai..

Doctor chut dekhte hi bola : hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,,

Ladki : Aap tin bar kyu bol rahe hai…

Doctor : Bol nahi raha..

Awaz gunz rahi hai

Dhokhebaj Patni Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek Minister ne apne pati se pucha

Minister : Sach Sach batao…Mujhe Kitni Bar Dhokha diya hai..

Biwi : 3 baar …

Minister : Kab Kab  ?

Biwi : Pahali bar jab aapka heart ka operation huwa tha….   toh Doctor ke sath..

Dusari Bar Jab Aap jail Gaye the …Toh judge ke sath..

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Minister : Aur Tisri Bar Kab ?

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Biwi  : Jab election huwa tha… Aur aapko 85 MLA kam padh rahe the !!!

Kiss Non Veg Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny SMS

Ladki Kiss karte wakat imagin karti hai ki..

Ye ladka kya soch raha hoga..

“ye soch raha hoga ki mere hoth kitne mulayam hai,

“Mere gaal cute cute hai ”

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Pata hai Ladka Kya choch raha honga

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Yar mai Kab iske B**bs me hath dalu

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