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Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Whatsapp Jokes

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Bird Shit Funny Jokes Crow Hindi Chutkule

Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..

tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…

Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..

“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..

gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

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Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Dog Funny Jokes Animal Hindi Chutkule

Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

Ladka Ladki Breakup Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladke ka girfriend se breakup ho gya..

kyu ki ladki ki sadi hone wali thi..

Ladka (apane dost se) : Wo meri nahi hue to mai kisi ki nahi hone dunga..

Dost : Kyu teri ho jati to kya sabki hone deta..

Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho

“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”

Dukaanwala : Haan, hai

Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do

Girlfriend Boyfriend Aur Dost Funny Jokes

Pappu apne dost se : Kyaa baat hai,

aajkal tumhari girlfriend hamesha chup rehti hai???

Dost : Actually, ek din jab hum dono photo click karwa rahe the,

to photographer ne meri gf ko keh diya ki jab aap chup rehti hai,

to ekdum karishma kapoor ki tarha lagti ho..

Maa Beta Aur Bahu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Maa : Beta kya kar rahe ho??

Beta : Padh raha hu….

Maa : Excellent…kya padh rahe ho???

Beta : Aapki hone wali bahu ke messages

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