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Khatarnak Bache Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Adiwali ilake me ek sarkari teacher ki nukti ho gai..

Teacher Dara dara pahli class lene pahucha ,,,

Teacher ne bacho se ek sawal puch :

Bacho tumhara pahle wala teacher kaisa tha..

Bache ek sur me bole : Bahut sawadisth tha sir …

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Teacher wahi behosh ho gya…

College Class Room Jokes Funny Teachers Jokes

College ke class me lacture chal raha tha..

Achank hi ek bacha utha ke class se bahar jane laga..

Teacher : Kaha ja rahe ho..

Dusare bacho ne bataya… sir isse nind me chale ki bimari hai…

Teacher : To sala isse class me sone kisne diya…

Funny Pappu And Madam Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bahut hu sundar teacher pappu ko ghar padhane aai..

Teacher : Chalo Pappu ek Active Voiceaur Pasive Voice ka example batao…

Pappu : Tere mast mast do nain ….. mere dil ka le gaye chain..

Mere dil ka le gaye chain…tere mast mast do nain…

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Teacher Pappu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Teacher Pappu se ek sawa; puchate hai..

Pappu batao satay aur bharam me kya  farak hai…

Pappu : Sir aap jo class me padhate hi wo satay hai…

Par aap ka aisa sochna ki hum samjh rahe hai…wo bharam hai

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Teacher Behosh

Santa Ki Biwi Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..

Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..

Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..

Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..

ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Biology Teacher Funny Jokes Science Class

School me biology ka prectical chal raha tha..

Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..

Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”

Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..

Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…

apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..

Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,

Bevkuf Pathan Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek pathan saikil se ja raha tha..

Tabhi uski takakar ek bhudiye se ho gya,,,,

Dono gir padhe…

Budhiye pathan ko 1 ruppee dene lagi…

Pathar : Aap mujhe ye kyu de rahi hai.. dena hai to gili di jiye…

Budhiya : Rakh le beta aandhe ko dan karne se punay milta hai….

Malik Aur Inspector Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek senatary inspector mugi farm ki janch karne laga..

Form ke 3 malik the..

Inspector (Pahale malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..

Mali : Bajare ke dali ..

Inspector : Itna ganda khana ..isse jail me dal do..

Inspector (Dusare malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..

Malik : Chawal aur gehu ke dane..

Inspector : Itna ganda khana ..isse jail me dal do..

Inspector (Tisare malik se ) : Tum murgi ko kya khilate ho..

Malik bahut dar jata hai…usse samjh nahi aata kya bole..

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Malik : Sir hum murgiyo ko 10-10 rupee de dete hai… wo sab apne pasand ka kharid ke kha leti hai…

 

 

Teacher And Dabang Studend Funny Jokes

Teacher : Sabse tez kaun udhata haii..

Golu : Hathi sai..

Teacher : Nalayak …tumhare pita kya kam karte hai…

Golu : Sir wo daud ibrahim ki gang me sarp sooter hai ….

Teacher : Aree beta tune ek dam sahi jabab diya tha..

hathi hi sabse tez udhata hai…

Funny Shadi Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

 

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