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Policy Agent Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek aadami ne apne pure pariwar aur Makan ka bima karwaya..

Kuch dino bad uske makan me aag lag gai..

Policy wale aaye aur ghar ki ache se jach ki..

Fir unhone bola.. humari policy ek dam achi hai..

Hum aap ko aaisa hi makan bana ke denge..

Adami : Agar aisa hai to mai apni patni ki policy

abhi khatam karna chahta hu…

Jija Sali Romantic Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jija apni Sali se bola..

“Maine bahut badha murkh tha jo tumhari behen se shadi ki…”

Sali : Ha aur andhe bhi jo

bagal me khadhi mai nahi dikhi aap ko…

 

Husband Wife Birthday Gift Funny Jokes & SMS

Patni (pati se) : Maine to pane janam din pe

tumse Car mangi thi..

to tumne mujhe diamond ring lake kyu di..

Pati : Ab mai car nakali kaha se lata >…..

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Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..

Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..

Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..

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Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Pappu Aur Uske Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pappu 10 meter lambi pipe se hukka pi raha tha..

Dost : Aree ye kya kar raha hai..

itni lambi pipe …

Pappu : Mujhe sash ki bimari hai..

To doctor ke bola hai ki hukka se dur rahiyo tu…

Pati Patni Ka Jhagdha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati (Apne dost se) : Yar kal mili patni se kafi tagada jhagadha ho gya..

Dost : Kyu aaisa kyu huwa ?

Pati : Kuch nahi yar.. mujhe ghar par rah ke match dekhna tha..

Aur wo cinema dekhane jane ki jid kar rahi thi//

Dost : To tu wapis kab tak aaye..

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jinko joke samjh nahi aaya wo chota bhim dekhe !!!

Pati Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta : Aur Bhai santa teri life kaisi chal rahi hai..

Santa : Mai aur meri patni ek dam khushi se rahte hai..

Banta : Yar mujhe bhi to bat ….apni khushi ka raaz ????

Santa : Meri patni mujhe jhadu aur bartan frk ke marti hai..

Nishana lag gaya to wo khush warna mai khush

Dost Ki Patni Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sanat : Ab mai bahut tang aagya hu apni biwi se

Kal mai simala ja raha hu..

Raste me khai aaye gi to usme fek dunga

Banta : Yar tu meri wali ko bhi le ja….

Usse bhi fek aaiyo…

Santa : Yaar tu bura na mane to

teri wali to mai wapashi me fek du …

Dhongi Baba Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek Baba party me gaye..

Waha log uspe hasne lage..aur mazak udhane lage..

Baba : Dekho hum fakir hai ..hamara mazak na udhao..

Fir bhi log hashe ja rahe the..

Achanak se sabki dikhai dena band ho gya,,,

sab andhe ho gaye,,,

Sare log baba ke charno me aagire..

“baba hame maf karo… humse galti hogai ”

Baba : Aree bevufo koi gernater chala.. light gai hai..

mujhe bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha…

Funny Shayari Hindi Jokes & Funny Shayari SMS

Funny shayri in hindi

Balo me ful laga ke aai hai..

Chehre se dupatta hata ke aai hai..

Kisi ne pucha badhi kubsurat lag rahi hai..

Maine bola shayad aaj naha ke aai hai..

 

Shayari in hindi funny

Sitaro me aap ,baharo me aap, Fizao me aap ..

Hawawo me aap, Dhup me aap, chaoon me aap..

Sach hi suna hai aat mao ka thikana nahi hota..

 

 

Comedy shayari

Ishq ke khayal bahut hai..

Ishq ke chehre bahut hai..

Sochte hai hum bhi karne ishq..

Par ishq me kharche bahut hai..

 

 

Funny hindi shayari

Ek shayar ne araj kiya..

Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Fir kisi ne kaha : Aap shayari to sunaiye fir aapko juto ki kami nahi hogi…

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