Jokes For Kids In Hindi

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Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes For Kids

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Saitan Bacha Aur Madam Funny Jokes For Kids In Hindi

Bacha (Class teacher se) :  Madam mai aap ko kaisa lagta hu..

Madam : So sweat !!!

Bacha : To mai aane mummy papa ko

aape ghar bat karne ke liye kab bheju…

Teacher (ghusse me) : Kya bakwash kar rahe ho..

kyu  bejho ge ???

Bacha : Aree tution ki bat karne ke liye..

Aaap bhi na madam… daily soap dekh dekh ke..

kya kya sochene lagti hai

 

Rajinikant Aur Bacha Funny Jokes For Kids & Chutkule

Rajinikant : Hello mai rajini kant bol raha hu !!

Bacha : Ha mai janta hu … Boliya!!!

Rajinikanth : Tumhe kaise pata maine call kiya hai ?

Bacha : Mera phone swich off tha ….. rajinikanth kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

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Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Jokes For Kids & Chutkule

Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..

Par santa khush nahi tha..

Santa udash tha..

Banta :  Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..

Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….

Bacha Aur Mummy Funny Jokes For Jokes & Chutkule

Ek aurat ne hiran ka matan banaya..

Bacho ne pucha mummy ye kya banaya hai..

Mummy : Nam nahi bataugi.. Par Hint Dungi..

Jo batayega usse chocalate milega..

Aur sarmate huye bolo..

“ye wo chijh hai jo tumhare pita aksar pyar se mujhe bulate hai”

Ek bacha bola : Koi mat khana .. kuttia ka meat hai…

Saitan Bacha Funny Hindi Kids Jokes & SMS

Bacha Maa se : Maa, mujhe  20 rupee dena..

Ek garib ko dena hai..

Maa : Kaha hai garib…

Bacha : Bahar dup me ice  cream bech raha hai

Matchar Ka Bacha – Matchar Funny Hindi Jokes For Kids

Ek ladki ghar me baith kar chaye pi rahi thi

Tabhi uske muh me ek matchar chala gya.

Thori der bad matchar ka baap aa kar ladki ke kan

Me kuuch fus-fusaya jise suankar ladki behos ho gayi.

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Matchar ne bola,

Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai.

Bacha Kidnap – Sardar HIndi Jokes For Kids

Ek sardar me ek chote bache ko kidnap kiya

Aur bache ko bola

” Ja aapne bap ke paas aur usse bol ki

Mujhe 10 lakh rupee de warna

Tujhe jan se mar dunga ..”

Bacha ghar gya aur apne baap se 10 lakh rupee le aaya

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Kyu ?

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Kyu ki bache ka baap bhi sardar tha !!!!

Koisko bachaoge – pati patni funny hindi Kids joke

Ek saadi suda aadmi se pucha gya sawal :

” Agar ek pijare me aap ki patni aur aap ki saas

sher ke sath band ho to,

Aap kisko bachaye ge ? ”

Pati ye sunnte hi jor jor se hasne laga

Adami : Aap aaise kyu has rahe hai ?

Pati : Ye bhi koi puchne ki bat hai ,

Mai to sher ko bachauga ,

Waise bhi duniya me sherbache hi kitne hai..

Biwi se bachao – funny Kids jokes

Kuch din pahle dost ko biwi SE bachne ke liye salah di thi ki ‘Roti Maker” le le..

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“Na rahega belan na padegi mar”

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Kuch dino bad dost phone karke puchta hai ki :

“Bhai washing machine kaun si company ka sahi rahega”

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