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Zero Ka Awishkar Science Class Funny Jokes

Bahut samay pahle aarya bhatt mera

math ka paper check kar rahe the..

Mera paper dekh ke mere liye hi unhone

zero ka aawiskar kiya..

Log sirf unnhe hi jante haii…par usse nahi jante jisne

zero ka aavishkar karne ke liye unhe mazbur kiya…

Husband Wife Birthday Gift Funny Jokes & SMS

Patni (pati se) : Maine to pane janam din pe

tumse Car mangi thi..

to tumne mujhe diamond ring lake kyu di..

Pati : Ab mai car nakali kaha se lata >…..

Pati Patni Ka Jhagdha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati (Apne dost se) : Yar kal mili patni se kafi tagada jhagadha ho gya..

Dost : Kyu aaisa kyu huwa ?

Pati : Kuch nahi yar.. mujhe ghar par rah ke match dekhna tha..

Aur wo cinema dekhane jane ki jid kar rahi thi//

Dost : To tu wapis kab tak aaye..

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jinko joke samjh nahi aaya wo chota bhim dekhe !!!

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Santa Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…

Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..

Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..

Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …

Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..

Banta : Fir kya huwa ?

Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Neta Ji Gaon Me Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek neta naye pul ka udghatan karne gaya..

Usne gao walo se bola :

“Ab to aap log khush honge na… pul banwa diya humne”

Pappu bich me tapak se bola :

Ha netaji … pahle dhup me tair ke nadi par karte the hum..

ab chao hogi….

Biwi Ka Makeup Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Yar mai to dharam sankat me fas gya hu..

Banta : Kyu ..kya bat hai ?

Santa : Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardash nahi hota,

aur na kare to biwi bardash nahi hoti !!!!

Santa Banta Ki Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!

Malik Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkika

Ek murga tha bahut jiddi tha..

Apne malik ko bahut paresan karta tha..

Malik ne ek din tang aake usse tokari me band kar diya..

Par murga bahut jiddi tha..

Piche se nikal gya..

Fir malik ne usse pinjare me band kar diya..

Par murga bahut jiddi tha..

Piche se nikal gya..

Fir malik ko gussa aagya.. usne murge ko mara..kata aur kha gya..

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Par murga bahut jiddi tha..

 

Biwi Se Paresan Funny jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Aaj to logo ne  paresan kar diya call kar kar ke..

Mujhe chahiye..Mujhe chahiye…Mujhe Chahiye..

Maine to bas apne dukan ke samne ye likha tha ki :

“Biwi ki aawaj kam karne ka remort yaha milta hai”

Likhna tha TV likh diya biwi..

bhala isme meri kya galti hai

Patni Ka Dar Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

Pappu : Papa mai sadi nahi karuga..

Mujhe sari aurto se dar lagta hai

Papa : Kar le beta ..

Sadi ke bad sirf ek se darega..

Baki achi lagne lagegi…

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