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Zero Ka Awishkar Science Class Funny Jokes

Bahut samay pahle aarya bhatt mera

math ka paper check kar rahe the..

Mera paper dekh ke mere liye hi unhone

zero ka aawiskar kiya..

Log sirf unnhe hi jante haii…par usse nahi jante jisne

zero ka aavishkar karne ke liye unhe mazbur kiya…

Neta Ji Gaon Me Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek neta naye pul ka udghatan karne gaya..

Usne gao walo se bola :

“Ab to aap log khush honge na… pul banwa diya humne”

Pappu bich me tapak se bola :

Ha netaji … pahle dhup me tair ke nadi par karte the hum..

ab chao hogi….

Biwi Ka Makeup Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Yar mai to dharam sankat me fas gya hu..

Banta : Kyu ..kya bat hai ?

Santa : Biwi makeup kare to kharcha bardash nahi hota,

aur na kare to biwi bardash nahi hoti !!!!

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Husband Wife Birthday Gift Funny Jokes & SMS

Patni (pati se) : Maine to pane janam din pe

tumse Car mangi thi..

to tumne mujhe diamond ring lake kyu di..

Pati : Ab mai car nakali kaha se lata >…..

Pati Patni Ka Jhagdha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Pati (Apne dost se) : Yar kal mili patni se kafi tagada jhagadha ho gya..

Dost : Kyu aaisa kyu huwa ?

Pati : Kuch nahi yar.. mujhe ghar par rah ke match dekhna tha..

Aur wo cinema dekhane jane ki jid kar rahi thi//

Dost : To tu wapis kab tak aaye..

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jinko joke samjh nahi aaya wo chota bhim dekhe !!!

Santa Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…

Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..

Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..

Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …

Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..

Banta : Fir kya huwa ?

Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Santa Banta Ki Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!

Sarabi Pati Aur Patni Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek adami daru  pike der raat ghar aaya..

Darwaja khatkhataya to biwi ne dardarwaja nahi khole..

Sarabi : Ek khubsurat ladki ke liye

gulab ka ful laya hu..

Biwi ne fat se darwaja khol diya..

Biwi : kaha hai gulab ka ful ?

Sarabi Pati : Khubsurat ladki bhi kaha hai ….

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Jokes For Kids & Chutkule

Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..

Par santa khush nahi tha..

Santa udash tha..

Banta :  Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..

Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….

Sarabi Adami Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkila

Sahar me daru ke theka 10 baje band hone ka niyam tha..

Ek bhaga bhaga bike se daru le le pahucha..

10 bajne me 5 min kam the..

Usne daru li aur apne pet aur belt ke bich fasa li

Aur ghar aane laga…

Thodi dur bike chalane ke bad … speed braker par

bike disbalance ho gai..

Aur sarabi gir gya…

Usne pet pe hat lagya to usse kuch gila gile mahsuh huwa..

Sarabi Fusfushate huye bola… rab kare khun hi hoye..

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