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Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai

Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai

Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi

Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li

Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya

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Santa Bahut der se ghar me kuch dhundh raha tha..

Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..

Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..

Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…

Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai

Papa Mummy Aur Beta Funny Family Jokes

Santa ka Ladka rota huwa sidhi se niche aaya..

Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..

Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..

Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi  hai..

Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..

Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…

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Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..

Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..

(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)

Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,

Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..

balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…

Dusari Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Yar mera ek dost dusri bar shadi kar raha hai..

Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..

Santa : Nahi toh ..

Banta : Fir ….

Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….

uske baare mein tumne suna kya???

Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??

Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

Santa Hindi Funny Jokes & Chutkle

Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

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