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Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

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Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

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Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai :

Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to..

Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the..

Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa ..

Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo..

Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din..

Nai (Barber) Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek din santa ne naai (Barber) ki dukan kholi

Banta baal katane aaya..

Santa : Banta tujhe muchhe rakhani hai..

Banta : Haa rakhni hai..

Santa : ye le fir jeb me rakh le …

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Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..

Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…

uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..

Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

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Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

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Santa ( Bnata se ) :

Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …

Banta : Par kyu ??

Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..

Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

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Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

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