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Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Santa Banta Best Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..

Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to

sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..

Santa : Kaha yar..

Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi

koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

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Santa (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..

Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

Santa : Bas..

Tum se achi to meri murgi hai

jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai

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Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

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Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

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Santa apni girlfriend se puchata hai :

Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti to..

Girlfriend : Mere papa Chinese the..

Santa : AB kaha hai tumhare papa ..

Girlfriend : Ab nahi rahe wo..

Santa : Ha Chinese mall chalta bhi kitne din..

Nai (Barber) Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek din santa ne naai (Barber) ki dukan kholi

Banta baal katane aaya..

Santa : Banta tujhe muchhe rakhani hai..

Banta : Haa rakhni hai..

Santa : ye le fir jeb me rakh le …

Santa Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Sarab pi raha tha aur jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro kyu rah hai..

Santa : Jis ladko ko bhulne ke liye pi rahu hu…

uska nam bhi yad nahi aaraha..

Kamini lagta haio corrupt File thi memory me..

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