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Chal Hai Kya 9 Se 12 Judwa 2 Funny Jokes Varun

School me varun aur tapsi ek hi class me padhte the..

Varun (Tapsi se) : Chalti hai ya 9 se 12..

Tapsi : Chal ..

Varun : Kaha ???

Tapsi : Principal ke paas …

Varun : HaHaHa… ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakta ..

Tapsi : Chutti lene ….Bevkuf….

Pappu Aur Chor Funny Jokes Funny Jokes

Ek chor chori kar ke ghar se ja raha tha..

Tabhi pappu ki aankh khul gai..

Pappu : Apne saath mera school bag bhi le ja..

warna chilla ka sab ko utha dunga…

Biology Teacher Funny Jokes Science Class

School me biology ka prectical chal raha tha..

Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..

Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”

Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..

Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…

apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..

Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,

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Class Madam And School Student Funny Jokes

Science ki class me madam ne sawal pucha..

Madam : Bacho batao jab bijli jamati hai to

chamal pahli dikhai deti hai aur kardne ki aawaj bad me sunai deti hai,,,

Pappu : Kyu ki madam hamari aankhe aage hoti hai aur kan piche !!

Baap Beta Aur School Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Papa apne bete se : Bevkuf Verma ji ki beti ko dekh,

first aayi hai school mein

Beta : Aur kitna dekhu??

Use dekh dekh kar hi to fail ho gaya

Pappu Teacher Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes Chutkule

Aaj pappu ne pura school hila dala

Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???

Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,

jise bavhpan me bornvita wala dudh nahi mila,

jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gaya

School Teacher Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

3 Aurat aapas mein baat kar rahi thi :

Pehli : Baccho ki jarurt hai kaha se laye…

Dusri : Gaon mein chalke dhundte hain…

Teesri : Kaise bhi karke bacche laane

padenge warna mushkil ho jayegi..

Kuch gaon ki auraton ne unki baat sun li
Aur unhe bahut maara

Yeh soch kar ki yeh bacche uthane wali hai..
Par maar padna band hone par pata chala ki

Teeno teacher hai ,
Aur
school ke liye bacche dhund rahi hai

Pappu Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chukule

Pappu ne school principal ki beti ko pataya,
Dono roz phone par khoob baat karte the,

Ladki : Jaanu tum mujhe kitna yaad karte ho?

Pappu : bahut jyada

Ladki : Main roz tumhare sapno mein aati hu na,

Pappu : Nahi

Ladki : kyun?

Pappu : kyunki, main roz hanuman challisa padhkar sota hu

Ladki shocked

Pappu Ki Pappu – Pappu Ke Hindi Jokes

Pappu apne dost se………….

Sunata hu tumhe apne school ki ek pramkahani,

Ek thi toper jo % ki thi rani,

Fir kya hua……….???

Humne pata li aur fail hogai maharani.

Madam Ke Gal par matchar – Best Matchar Hindi Jokes

Pappu ek din school se jaldi aa gaya to uske

Baap ne pucha tu school se itni jaldi kyu aa gaya.

Pappu: Maine ek matchar ko mara to mam

Ne mujhe school se nikal diya.

Baap: Ek matchar ko marne par, school se nikal diya

Chal mai tere school me chalta hu

Pappu: Ha, par matchar madam ke gal par baitha tha.

 

 

 

 

 

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