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Suhagraat Non Veg Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jeeto ne santa ko suhagraat pe 100 Condom gift kyu..

Santa jeeto ko nanga hi bed pe chhor ke bathroom me chala jata hai..

Kafi time hone ke bat bhi santa bahar nahi aaya to jeeto ne aawaja lagaya..

Santa : Bas hogya.. 97 laga liye hai bas 3 bache hai

Patni Non Veg Jokes And Chutkule In Hindi

Santa apne biwi ko apne dost ke sath sota dekh leta hai..

Santa Gusse me ho jata hai

Aur bandukh uthata hai aur apne dost ko goli mar deta hai..

Patni : Tum apne gusse pe kabu rakha karo warna

Ek din tum apne sare dosto se hath dho baithoge

Doctor Non Veg Jokes & Chutkule In Hindi

Santa : Doctor sahab mera khada nahi ho raha..

Doctor : Kabhi muth mari hai..

Santa : Nahi !!

Doctor : Sadi ho gai..

Santa: Nahi !!

Doctor : Koi Girlfriend hai..

Santa : Nahi !!

Doctor : Kabhi Randi ke pass gaye ho..

Santa : Nahi !!

Doctor : Bhosarike, Khada kya calender tangne ke liye karega..Bhag yaha se

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Call Girl Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..

Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola

“Mai ek sawal pichu”

Ladki : Ha pucho?

Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..

Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..

Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..

Incoming ke nahi…

Non Veg Jokes On Kiss In Hindi

3 ladkiya marne ke bad Yamraj ke paas pahuchii

Yamraj ne sawal puch : ” Tum logo ne kiss kab kiya ”

Pahli Ladki : Sadi se pahle..

Yamraj : Isse narak me le jao..

Dusari ladki : Saadi ke bad..

Yamraj : Isse sawag me le jao..

Tisri ladki : Na sadi ke pahle na sadi ke bad..

Yamraj : Isse mere bedroom me le jao..

Nokrani Non Veg Hindi Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni nokarani se bolta hai..

Pappu : Chal Chal jaldi se panty Utar..

Aaj karne ka jabardast mood bana hai..

Nokrana : Sahab maine to painty pahni hi nahi..

Pappu : Hat behench0d sari mood ki maa ch0d di..

Kal aaiyo panty pahan ke..

Anguri Bhabhi Non Veg Naughty Jokes In Hindi

Anguri bhabhi Doctor ke paas check up karane gai..

Doctor : Mubak ho aap maa banane wali hai..

Anguri Bhabhi : Hum kai bar bolte the unko ” kam dam ” lagao..

” kam dam ” lagao ..par o sunte hi nahi hai ..

Doctor : Wo ” kam dam ” nahi C*MDOM hota hai..

Anguri Bhai : Sahi pakadhe hai ..

Pati Patni Aur Nokrani Non Veg Naughty Jokes

Santa ke biwi ne santa ko nokrani ke sath karte huwe pakad liya,

Biwi (Nokrani se) : Ye kya kar rahi hai?

Nokrani : Maaf karna maidam 2000 rupee ke lalach me aagai thi..

Biwi : Mai tujhe 5000 rupee dungi ,

Pahle ye bata tune malik ka khada kaise kiya..

Santa Banta Non Veg SMS hindi Jokes

Santa ( banta se ) : Yar meri biwi ne mujhe aaj b hi nahi kanne diya ..

Choti choti bato pe dalti hai

Bnata : kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar jab karne ke liye usne kapde utare usne..

To maine bola … tumne apne behen ki bra aur penty kyu pahni hai…

Issi pe ladne lagii..

Ladki Ladka Non Veg Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek ladka ladki bedmoom me kar rehe the,

Ladka : Tum chaddi kyu nahi pahanti ?

Ladki sarmate huwe boli :

“Maine apne pati ko vachan diya hai,

Ki mai aap ke alawa kisi ke samne chaddi nahi utarugi..

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