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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

New Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap : Beta tum badhe hoke kya banoge…

Beta : Mai doctor banuga..

Baap : To doctor ban kya ka karoge..

Beta : Khub sare paise kamauga….

Baap : Fir to tu beta baba hi ban ja..

Ladki Aur Baba Whatsapp Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladki : Agar main kisi jawan ladke ko kiss karu,to kya hoga??

Baba : Narak mein jaogi

Ladki : Acha, agar main aap ko kiss karu to ??

Baba : Chaalaak aurat, swarg mein jana chahti hai

Dhongi Baba Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Ek Baba party me gaye..

Waha log uspe hasne lage..aur mazak udhane lage..

Baba : Dekho hum fakir hai ..hamara mazak na udhao..

Fir bhi log hashe ja rahe the..

Achanak se sabki dikhai dena band ho gya,,,

sab andhe ho gaye,,,

Sare log baba ke charno me aagire..

“baba hame maf karo… humse galti hogai ”

Baba : Aree bevufo koi gernater chala.. light gai hai..

mujhe bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha…

Baba Funny Jokes And Pati Patni Hindi Chutkule

Ek din pappu apni biwi se pareshan hokar

ek baba ke pass gaya aur bola :

Baba, meri patni pichle do din se khaamosh hai,

kya karu samajh nahi aa raha

Baba : Tum mere pass kyu aaye ho??

Jaa bacche,”Guinnes book of world record” ke pass jao

Baba Aur Ladki Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Ek ladki ki 10 carore ki lautary lag jati hai..

Company wale sochate hai ki

agar ladki ko ek sath bataya to khushi se mar jayegi..

To ek baba ko bola ki wo ladki ko ye khabar de..

Taki ladki ko sock na lage..

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Baba ladki se bolta hai :

Beta socho ki tumhari 10 carore ke lautary lag jaye to kya karogi..

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Ladki : Mai aap se shadi kar lungi..aur jindagi bhar sath rahugi

Aur adhi rakam bhi aap ko de dungi..

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Baba ye khusi bardash nahi kar paya aur wahi mar gaya…

Top Bhikhari Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Bhikhari (car me baithe aurat se) : Madam 10 rupee dedo..

3 din se bhukha hu..

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Aurat ne paise de diye..

Aur bhikhari jane laga..

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Tabhi Aurat ne bola..

Baba Duwa to dete jao..

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Bhikhari : “Pahal se hi gadhi me baithi hai ab kya roket pe baithegi moti “

Santa Banta Jokes – Patanjali Ka Saman

Santa-Banta se:

Patanjali namak ke packet par padha ki,

Yeh 250 million saal purani himalayan khadak se bana hai….

Aur niche expiry date likh thi
August 2018
Baba bilkul time par khod kar laye

Nahi to yeh himalaya par hi expire ho jata

Sarabi Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek baar Ek sharabi nase me dhut ghar ja raha tha

Raste me usey ek baba mila

Baba : “Itni sharab piyoge to marne ke baad narak mein jaoge”

Sarabi : “To jo sharab bech raha hai uska kya hoga??”

Baba : “wo bhi narak mein jayega”

Sarabi : “Phir jo aadmi sharab ki dukaan ke samne namkeen bechta hai , uska kya hoga??”

Baba : “Usko bhi narak mein jana padega”

Sarabi : “Tab kya problem hai?? Narak hi thik hai

Sardar most Funny Joke In Hindi – Totala Sardar

Bhikari sardar se : Kuch khane ko do baba

Sardar : Tamatar khao

Bhikari : Roti do baba

Sardar : Tamatar khao

Bhikari : chalo tamatar hi khila do

Tabhi sardar ki biwi preeto boli : Aree Totala hai ye ..,

Bol rahe hai kamakar khao..

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