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Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Exam Question Paper Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

Traffic Police And College Boy Funny Jokes

Aaj traffic police wale ne hamari gadhi roki..

Kyuki humne helmate nahi pahni thi..

Usne bike ki chabhi nikali aur bola :

“Aajao mere picha”

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fir kya..

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hum to hum hai…

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jeb se dusri chabhi nikali aur bike start ki ..

fir police wale ko bola :

“Ab tu aaja mere piche piche”

Teacher Student Insult Funny Jokes Chutkule

Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …

Student : “Bandar” …

Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …

Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

Class Ki Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ladka Class ki ladki se bolta hai..

Ladka : Main tumhe sach mein bahut pasand karta hu…

Ladki : Meri chappal ki size pata hai na…??

Ladki : Lo karlo baat, dosti hui nahi ki, farmaish shuru

Facebook Group Admin Funny Jokes Chutkule

Admin Ki Jabardat Insult..

Maa : Ja bazar seĀ  sabji le aa ..

Admin : Had ho gai… ab admin sabji lene jayega..

Maa : Ja raha hai ya warna …

Chappal se facebook ka bhoot uthar du..

aur jhadu se whats app ki chudhail..

Admin : Jaa to raha hu … mai to puch raha hu .. thaila kaha hai..

Group Admin Funny Jokes Funny Chutkule

Bhoot ka beta haste huwe bhoot se bola..

Papa hum kitne darawane hai na…

Bhoot : Kabhi ghamant nahi karte beta..

tune kabhi admin ko dekha hai…

Vakil Police Aur Chor Funny Jokes Chutkule

Vakil (Chor se ) :

Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..

Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki

jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..

Pappu Mummy Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkila

Pappu purani album dekh raha tha..

Pappu (Mummy se) :

Mummy ye aap ke sath handsome sa aadami kaun hai..

Mummy : Ye tumhare papa hai ..

Pappu : To phir hum iss takale ke sath kyu rah rahe hai..

Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..

Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..

(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)

Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,

Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..

balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…


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