Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

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Vakil Police Aur Chor Funny Jokes Chutkule

Vakil (Chor se ) :

Tumne police ki jeb me jalta huwa machish kyu dala..

Chor : ye mujhe bol raha tha ki

jamanat karwani hai to pahle jeb garam karo ..

Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..

Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..

Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..

road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..

Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..

Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Traffic Police And College Boy Funny Jokes

Aaj traffic police wale ne hamari gadhi roki..

Kyuki humne helmate nahi pahni thi..

Usne bike ki chabhi nikali aur bola :

“Aajao mere picha”

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fir kya..

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hum to hum hai…

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jeb se dusri chabhi nikali aur bike start ki ..

fir police wale ko bola :

“Ab tu aaja mere piche piche”

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..

Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..

ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..

Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..

tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se

Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???

Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye

Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,

lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??

Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….

Jungal Animal Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek lomari jangal se nikal kar bhag rahi thi,,

Tabhi usse ek chuhe ne roka..

Chuha : Kaha bhage ja rah hai..

Lomari : Jangal me police sher pakadhne aai hai..

Chuha : Tu to lomari hai.. tu kyu bhag raha hai…

Lomari : Agar galti se mujhe pakadh liya to..

ye India hai…yaha 20 sal lag jayenge sabhit karne me ki mai lomari hu..

Chuha : OMG …

Chuha bhi lomari ke sath bhagane laga..

Police Interview Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Police ke interview me pucha gya sawal :

Agar tumhe bhid ko hatana ho toh..

Tum kya karoge…

Candidate : Mai chada ikatha karna suru kar dunga waha pe…

Traffic Police Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Pappu ko traffic polic ki nokari mil gai..

Kam ka pahla din tha..

usne dekha ki ek ladki ne singal thod diya hai..

Pappu ne usse rok liya …

aur bola : Tum single todha hai… mai tumhara ab chalan katuga..

Ladki : Thik hai ..

Pappu : Apna nam batao !!!

Ladki :  Laxmi pashad morya harpinhag laninkipa !!

Pappu : Thik hai thik hai…

Agli bar signal mat todhna… jao tum

Police Comedy Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

10-12 log juwa khel rahe the tabhi

waha police aagai !!!

Police ko dekhte hi ek aadami bhag ke

police ke gadhi me baith gya ..

Police : Abe tu khud hi gadhi me jake kyu baith gya ?

Adami : Sir mai pichli bar bhi pakdha gya tha

par gadhi me seat nahi mili thi..

khade hoke jana padha !!!!!

Always Single Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Pappu police station gya

Inspector : Kya problem hai tumhari ?

Pappu : Sir, Meri girlfriend mil nahi rahi ?

Inspector : Kab se ?

Pappu : Bachpan se sir !!!

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