Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

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Ladki Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kathe Pe Ladki - Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek Kothe pe police ka chapa padhta hai to

Kafi ladkiya pakdhi jati hai..

Police Unn Ladkiyo ki Bahar Line me Khada Karti hai..

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Ek Bhudhiya ek ladki se puchti hai..

Yaha line kyu lagi hai..

Ladki : Aam Bat raha hai yaha ..

Budhi bhi line me lag jati hai..

Jab Police Budhiya ke paas aati hai to ..

Police : Kya Aama Ap bhi..

Budhiya : Bidhi Hu to kya huwa .. chush to sakti hu na….

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Santa police aur danda – funny hindi joke - Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa Phone Pe: Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai ?

Police : Police Station ka hai……

Santa : Hath Mein Kya Hai tumhare?

Police : Danda Hai, Kyu ?

Santa : Apne Piche Le Lo Isko …..

Ye Keh Ke Santa Ne Phone Kat Diya . Police Ne Number Nikaal Ke Usi Number Pe Phone Kia Toh Pappu Ki Maa Ne Phone Uthaya.

Police : Yaha Se Kisi ladke Ne Phone Kiya Aur Kaha Ke Danda Apne Pichwaade Me Daal Lo….

Maa : Kitni Der Pehle ?

Police : 20 Minute Ho gaye….

Maa : Ohh… Sorry… Kaafi Time Ho Gayi, Nikaal Lo… Aap Bhi Kahan Bachche Ki Baaton Me Aa Gaye….. ?

Best Traffic Police Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule - Chor Police Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa ki shadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho gai….

Suhagraat ke agle din santa ke dost puchte hai : ” Suhagrat kaisi rahi bhai ? ”

Santa : Mat pucho yaar , bahut bura hua mere saath kal raat…

kisi traafic Police waali ke saath kabhi shaadi mat kar liyo…..

Dost : Arre bata bhi , aisa kya huwa tere sath …?

Santa : Usne suhaag raat ko hi 2500 Rupee ka chalan kat diya…..

Dost, hairani se : chalan ???? kis chijh ka chalan ???

Santa : 300 Rs Over Speed ka, 900 Wrong Side Entry ka aur 1300 Rs Without Helmet ka….

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