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CID Funny Jokes Daya ACP Hindi Chutkule

Daya : Sir ye to mar gya ….

ACP : Daya iski jeb check karo..

Daya : Sir iske jeb me tubelight ki tickets hai..

ACP : Kuch samjhe daya…

Isne aatam hatya ki hai…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Doctor Marij Ke Hindi Funny Jokes- Chutkule

Ek aadmi ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha,

Use doctor ke pas le jaya gaya.

Doctor: Tumhara nam…

Aadmi: Chintoo…

Doctor: Janam ki tarikh

Aadmi: 5 may

Doctor: Married !

Aadmi: Nahi, car accident.

 

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Dukandar Aur Ladki Comedy Funny Jokes & SMS

 

Ek ladki ka accident hogya..

Doctor : Aap ka pair kharab ho gya..

Ladki : Kya ye thik nahi hoga ye ?

Doctor : Nahi isse katana padega..

Ladki : Hey bhagwan ye kya hogya..

Doctor : Bhagwan pe bharosha rakkho..

Sab thik ho jayega..

Ladki : Mujhe usski tension nahi hai..

Darsal kal hi maine ek nai sandal li hai..

Aur uss dukan pe likha kha,,,

“Biki huwa saman wapas nahi hota”

Santa Best Hindi Jokes – Life Se Pareshan Pati

Santa pepsi ko samne rakh ke udaas baitha tha

Santa ki biwi aayi aur pepsi pee gayi aur boli aaj ap udaas kyu ho??

Santa : Aaj to din hi kharab hai…subha tumse jhagda hua,

Raste mein car kharab ho gayi,
Office late pahuncha ,,

Boss ne naukri se nikaal diya …

Ab suicide karne ke liye pepsi mein zehar milaya tha  ….
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Woh bhi tu pee gayi

Sardar Funny Hindi Jokes – Billi Ne Rasta Kata

Sardar apni biwi se : Aaj subah ek billi ne mer Raasta kaat diya

Biwi : Phir..?

Sardar : Phir kya aagey jaakar us billi ka accident ho gaya…

Saala humse panga

Suicide Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Pappu pepsi ki botal samne rakh kar udash baitha tha

Tabhi uske dost aaye pepsi pigya, aur bole tu

Usash kyo baitha hai.

Pappu: Are yar, aaj ka din hi khrab hai.

Subah meri girlfriend se breakup ho gya

Raste me meri bike khrab ho gayi

Office der se pahuncha to boss ne naukri se nikal diya

Aur ab suiside krne ke liye pepsi me zahar milaya,

To wo bhi tum log pi gaye……….

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