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Suhagraat Pati Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Suhagraat ko pati biwi pe chada to biwi hasne lagi,

Fir Hassi ….Zor Zor Hasi …Fir Hassi

Pati : Abee  Sali , Hash kyu rahi hai …

Biwi : Uppar jo pankha chal raha hai,

Uamke bich me jo gol chakri hai,

Usme aap ki gand dikh rahi hai …

Pati Patni Bedroom Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati patni bistar pe kar rahe the…

Patni dard se chila rahi thi !!!!

Pati karte huye bola :

“Janu bolo ladka nikalu ya ladki  ”

Patni : “bhosari ke dard se meri gand fat rahi hai,

jo dala hai o nikal pahle “

Birthday Gift Non Veg Jokes For Girl In Hindi

Boy : Mujhe mere birthday pe chut chahiye!!

Girl : Hamesa gandi Chijh mangte rahte ho ….

Kuch aur mango !!!

Boy : I-phone !!!

Girl : Thik hai par ghodi nahi banugi …

Non Veg Funny Jokes For Girl Hindi Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya

News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche..

News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!!

Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao,

Lagta to mitha hi hai

Pappu Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pappu Ki Shadi Hue …

Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Wale room Se Nikal ke bahar aaya…,

To pappu ke papa ne puch ..
Papa : “Pappu, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi match khel ke aaya hai  ?”
Pappu : “Fat gai meri to aandar ,

Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kisne rakha tha “

Ladka Ladki Non Veg Bate Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,,

Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota …

Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….?

Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, …..

Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …,

Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …

Boy Girl Non Veg Chatting Funny Jokes Hindi

Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge,
Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho,

Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To
Din Raat Karunga kyuki ,
Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….

Condom Funny Jokes Hindi Non Veg Chutkule

Santa apni biwi ke sath karne ke mood me tha,

Thabhi light chali gai !!!

Santa : Yar ye Condom itna tight kyu lag raha gai …

Wife : Bhosarike , Ye c@ndom nahi hai,

Hamare bache ka dudh pine wala nipple hai ….

Best Santa Banta Adult Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha ..

Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai..

Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..

Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai,

Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…

Best Pati Patni Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek aurat ek sandh aur cow ko karte dekh rahi thi..

Unse apne managar se pucha ye sandh din me kitni bar kata hoga…

Manager : Ji madam 5-6 bar..

Patni apne pati ki taraf dekh kar bolti hai : Sunna …

Patni fir manager se puchti hai

Patni : Acha ye ek hi cow ke sath karta hai ya alag alag..

Manager : Ji alag alag ..

Ab pati patni ki aur dekh ke bolta hai : Sunna…


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