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Pati patni bistar pe kar rahe the…
Patni dard se chila rahi thi !!!!
Pati karte huye bola :
“Janu bolo ladka nikalu ya ladki ”
Patni : “bhosari ke dard se meri gand fat rahi hai,
jo dala hai o nikal pahle “
Boy : Mujhe mere birthday pe chut chahiye!!
Girl : Hamesa gandi Chijh mangte rahte ho ….
Kuch aur mango !!!
Boy : I-phone !!!
Girl : Thik hai par ghodi nahi banugi …
Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya
News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche..
News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!!
Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao,
Lagta to mitha hi hai
Pappu Ki Shadi Hue …
Aur Wo Bahut Dino Baad Apne Suhaagraat Wale room Se Nikal ke bahar aaya…,
To pappu ke papa ne puch ..
Papa : “Pappu, Kya Baat Hai Badi Lambi match khel ke aaya hai ?”
Pappu : “Fat gai meri to aandar ,
Pahle Ye Batao Ki Andar Tel Ki Botal Ki Jagah Fevikol Kisne rakha tha “
Ladki – Bas Bhi Karo Ab ,,,
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hota …
Ladki – Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To ….?
Ladka – Kuch Nahi Hoga, …..
Tum Sidhi Raho Thoda aur Kholo …,
Agar Nahi Dikha To Fail Ho Jaunga pakka …
Ladki : Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge,
Raat Ke 10 Baje Se Kare ja rahe ho,
Ab Subha Hone wali hai , Thake Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch bhi nahi hai , Mai To
Din Raat Karunga kyuki ,
Mere To 5000 Message Free Hai….
Santa apni biwi ke sath karne ke mood me tha,
Thabhi light chali gai !!!
Santa : Yar ye Condom itna tight kyu lag raha gai …
Wife : Bhosarike , Ye c@ndom nahi hai,
Hamare bache ka dudh pine wala nipple hai ….
Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha ..
Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai..
Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..
Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai,
Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…
Ladki ladko ki sabhi chijhe pahan sakti hai,
Jaise : Jeans , T-shirt , Lungi ,Pant !!
Par ek chijh o nahi pahan sakti …
Guess What ?
C@NDOM , Ispe sirf hamara adhikar hai !!
Jai Jawan ,Jai Saaman !!!
Suhagraat ko Pati ne karna shuru kia karte karte light chali gai….
Subhah jab patni ki naak dekhta hai to… moti ho chuki hoti hai
Pati : teri naak moti kaise ho gai ?
Patni : Tumne niche dalne ki bajaye naak me daal diya tha….
Pati : Bevkuf to bolna tha na tujhe
Dulhan : Kaise bolti….Tumare andde mere muh me the na hawas ke pujari …
