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Best Pati Patni Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek aurat ek sandh aur cow ko karte dekh rahi thi..

Unse apne managar se pucha ye sandh din me kitni bar kata hoga…

Manager : Ji madam 5-6 bar..

Patni apne pati ki taraf dekh kar bolti hai : Sunna …

Patni fir manager se puchti hai

Patni : Acha ye ek hi cow ke sath karta hai ya alag alag..

Manager : Ji alag alag ..

Ab pati patni ki aur dekh ke bolta hai : Sunna…

Maa Beti Funny Non Veg Jokes And Chutkule

Ek kuttiya ki 5 kutte mil ke le rehe the…

Ek aurat aur uski beti aaisa hote huye dekh rahi thi..

Achanak aurat jor jor se hasane lagi ..

Beti : Mom , Aap kyu has rahi hai..

Aurat : Kuch nahi bas jawani ke din yad aagye !!!!

Boy Girl Non Veg Talk Funny Jokes In Hindi

Boy : Tune Bra nahi pahna na ?

Girl : Tujhe kaise pata ?

Boy : Thanks to Rajnikant EyeCare !!

Girl : Tune under wear nahi pahna na ?

Boy : Tujhe kaise pata :

Girl : Ek to teri Zip khuli hai,

Dusra tera Rajnikant Bahar Aaa raha hai ….

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Biwi Unsatisfied Non Veg Funny Jokes Hindi

Puppu ke sahi se na kar pane ki wajah se uski biwi dukhi rahti thi,

aur gusse me aake TV  dekh rahi thi,
Pappu : “Kya Din bhar Cooking ke chennal Dekhti Rehti Ho ?”
Wife : “Aap Chup Hi Raho To Achha Hoga …, Aapko Kya pata”
Pappu : “Itna dekhti ho fir bhi khan banana kaha aata hai ……….”
Wife : “Aur Aap Bhi Toh Din Bhar –  Raat bhar Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kaha kuch ?“

Double Meaning Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Pehli Pahle bar Insan Jub Dalta Hai To Nervous Hota Hai sab..
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Aaram Se Ander Ghusao To Phisal Ke Pura Ander Chala Jata Hai…
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Phir Ajib si Awaze Aani suru hoti hai…
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Lakin Aap jara bhi ghabhraye nahi……
Pure vishwash Se Lage Rehna Aur Us Waqt Tak

Na Nikalna Jub Tak aap ka nikal na jaye …
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Paise
Atm Machine Se.

Pati Patni Bedroom Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati patni bistar pe kar rahe the…

Patni dard se chila rahi thi !!!!

Pati karte huye bola :

“Janu bolo ladka nikalu ya ladki  ”

Patni : “bhosari ke dard se meri gand fat rahi hai,

jo dala hai o nikal pahle “

Ladka Ladki Kiss Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladka : Mai Tumhe kiss kar sakta hu kya ?

Ladli : Ha , Bilkut , Par Horizental lips pe ya Vertical lips pe  ?

Ladka : Kya ?

Ladki : Uper wale pe ya niche wale pe ?

Ladka : Mai samjha nahi ?

Ladki : Chutiye …lips pe karega ya chut pe…b

Non Veg Funny Jokes For Girl Hindi Chutkule

Ek jawan ladki ka rape ho gya

News Reporter uska interview lene pahuche..

News Reporter : Aaap ka rape huwa to aap ko kaisa laga!!

Ladki : Ab laddu khud khao yar jabardasti khilao,

Lagta to mitha hi hai

Sardar Wife Non Veg Funny Jokes Adult Chutkule

Sardar Suhagrat me

Sardar : Acha mai pahle hairan kau ya pareshan ?

Wife : Pahle hairan karo !!

Sarsar : DeKho me 10 inch ka hai …

Wife : Waoo !!

“Ab paresan karo ”

Sardar : Ye khada nahi hota !!!

Suhagraat Pati Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Suhagraat ko pati biwi pe chada to biwi hasne lagi,

Fir Hassi ….Zor Zor Hasi …Fir Hassi

Pati : Abee  Sali , Hash kyu rahi hai …

Biwi : Uppar jo pankha chal raha hai,

Uamke bich me jo gol chakri hai,

Usme aap ki gand dikh rahi hai …

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