Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

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Santa Girlfriend Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule - Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,

Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili

To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola

Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”

Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

 

सांता की गर्लफ्रेंड उसको करने नहीं देती थी।

बहुत बार कोशिश करने के बाद भी उसको सफलता नहीं मिली।

तोह सांता के दिमाग में एक आईडिया आया उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को बोलै।:

सांता : डौगी स्टाइल में करने से आखे तेज हो जाती है।

गर्लफ्रेंड चौकते हुवे बोली : अच्छा जी तुम्हे कैसे पता ?

सांता : क्या तुमने कभी कुत्ते को चस्मा पहनते देखा है ?

Sali Jija Adult Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule - Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Ek adami jangal ke raste apne sali ke sali ja raha tha..

Sali : Jija Ki aap iss sunsan raste pe mere sath kuch karege to nahi

Jija : Kaise karuga .. Maine ek hath me kutta , dusare hath me murgi ,

aur sar pe balti le rakhi hai..

Murgi aur Kutte ko choruga to Kutta Murgi khajayega..

Sali : Kya Pata Aap Murgi ko balti ke niche band kar de aur ..

Kutte ko pedh se badh kar mere sath kuch kar de..

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Sikh : Adami Bichara masum hota hai .. Idea to aurte hi deti hai

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Best Non Veg Jokes On Pappu Hindi Chutkule - Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Pappu Canada Mein Tha ,

Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki Vapis Jane Se Pahle Kisi Angrejan Ke sath kar lu …..

Pahunch Gaya Ek Angrejan Ke Pass,

Jo Paisi Leke Uske Sath Karne Ko ready Ho Gayi….

Dono Jab Kar Rahe The To Pappu Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Ruk Gaya Aur Hil bhi nahi raha tha …..

Angrejan Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Hui, PappuSe Boli.

Angrejan : “Hey Asshole What Are You Doing ?”

Pappu: “This Is A New Style In India”

Angrejan : “Whattt?”

Pappu: “Yes, I’ve Seen This On website And Its Called Buffering“

Romantic Non Veg Jokes Funny Chutkule - Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Ek Aadmi Ki suhagraat thi ,

December Ka Mahina Tha Aur Kadake Ki Thandh Padh Rahi Thi…

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Kambal Me Ghussa Aur So Gaya….

Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Uski paint pe hath rakh ke boli….

Biwi : “Sunte ho Ji, Meri Tango Ke Bich Me Ek ched(Hole) Bhi Hai…”

Aadmi Ne Ye Sunate hi Gusse Se Bola :

“To Band Kar jaldi Us ched Ko, Mai Soch raha tha kambal Me Thandi Hawa Kaha Se ghush rahi  Hai……“

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