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Exam Question Paper Funny whatsapp Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

Funny Shayari On Exam Funny Jokes Chutkule

Araz kiya hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai….

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Rah jate hai sawal nazaro se dur…

Fir nazar aate haiu wahi sawal question paper me…

Funny Pappu And Madam Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bahut hu sundar teacher pappu ko ghar padhane aai..

Teacher : Chalo Pappu ek Active Voiceaur Pasive Voice ka example batao…

Pappu : Tere mast mast do nain ….. mere dil ka le gaye chain..

Mere dil ka le gaye chain…tere mast mast do nain…

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Teacher Student Funny Question Answer In Hindi

Teacher Student Funny Question Answer Jokes In Hindi

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Teacher student jokes

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..

Gori Ho…lambi ho..

Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..

Pati ko samjhe….

Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …

Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

 

 

Eunny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..

Student : Par Master Ji ,

Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur

na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

 

 

Student and teacher jokes

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..

Teacher : Nahi beta …

Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

 

 

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…

Student : Kitabo me..

Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

 

 

Teacher and student jokes

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..

Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..

Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..

Toh usne jabab diya ..

“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

 

 

Teacher jokes

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?

Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..

Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..

Teacher Behosh

 

 

Student teacher jokes

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?

Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..

Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

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Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…

Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Facebook Like Button Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Facebook ka like button duniya me sabse powerfull chijh hai..

ye cancer ko thik kar sakta hai….

marte insan ko bacha sakta hai..

exam me pass kara sakta hai..

Garibo ki maddat kar sakta hai..

Ye sab to kuch bhi nahi..

Ye to kisi ko thapadh bhi mar sakta hai…….

Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher pappu se : Aayat aur Niryat ka ek acha sa example batao,

Pappu : Sonia aur Sania…

Teacher : Aapke charan kaha hai hey bhagwan

Exam Hall Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa- Banta se
Bhai khud par sab se jyada garv jab hua….

Jab exam hall mein kuch nahi aa raha tha

aur piche se madam ne kaha tha…
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Sidhe baith piche wala dekh raha hai…

Kasam se seena chhoda ho gaya

Very Funny Ladki Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

2 Ladki aapas mein baat kar rahi thi

Pahali Ladki : Yaar mere papa ne kaha hai ki

is baar agar exam mein fail hua to teri shaadi kardunga

Dusari Ladki : To tumne kitni tyaari ki???

Pahle Ladki : Bas reception ki dress leni baaki hai !!!Veru

Exam Jokes Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Maa (Bete se) : Beta Question paper kesa tha?
Beta : Patla saa tha , Black colour se likha tha
…….
Maa gusse me : de thappar de thappar par thappar
Gadahe tune kuch nahi lika hoga answer sheet me bevkuf..

Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes

Exam dete hue …

Boy to girl : 3rd ques batao na

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 5th ka ans bata do

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 10,11,12 ka

Girl : wo bhi nahi aata

Boy: Agar tere 80% aaye to savdhaan india me

Tere murder ka episode jarur aayega..

Girl : Kutte kaun sa batana hai…

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