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Papa Mummy Aur Beta Funny Family Jokes

Santa ka Ladka rota huwa sidhi se niche aaya..

Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..

Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..

Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi  hai..

Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..

Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…

Santa Banta Very Funny Jokes New And Chutkule

Santa (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..

Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

Santa : Bas..

Tum se achi to meri murgi hai

jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai

Jungal Animal Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek lomari jangal se nikal kar bhag rahi thi,,

Tabhi usse ek chuhe ne roka..

Chuha : Kaha bhage ja rah hai..

Lomari : Jangal me police sher pakadhne aai hai..

Chuha : Tu to lomari hai.. tu kyu bhag raha hai…

Lomari : Agar galti se mujhe pakadh liya to..

ye India hai…yaha 20 sal lag jayenge sabhit karne me ki mai lomari hu..

Chuha : OMG …

Chuha bhi lomari ke sath bhagane laga..

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Santa Banta Funny Whatsapp Jokes Collection And Chutkule

Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend New Funny Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath coffee house coffee pine gaya..

Pappu : Jaldi pilo coffee warna thandhi ho jayegi..

Girlfriend : To kya huwa..

Pappu : Tumne rate nahi dekha kya..

Coffee 15 rupee aur Cold Coffee 50 rupee

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes For Kids

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

Judwaa 2 Funny Jokes Varun Tapsi Chutkule

Varun Dhavan : Aaj kal jayada tar

judwa bache ho rahe hai…aisa kyu..

Tapsi : Terrorist itne bach gaye hai bhi..

bahar khatara hai,,,

isiliye 2 – 2 ke set pe aarahe hai…

Nai (Barber) Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek din santa ne naai (Barber) ki dukan kholi

Banta baal katane aaya..

Santa : Banta tujhe muchhe rakhani hai..

Banta : Haa rakhni hai..

Santa : ye le fir jeb me rakh le …

Haryanvi Ladki Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Hariyana me ek traffic signal pe ladki ki gadhi green signal pe bhi start nahi hue..

Log horn marne lahe aur chilane lage..

Signal Yellow huwa fir Red ho gya..

Fir bhi ladki gi gadhi start nahi hue..

Fir ek traffic police wala aaya aur bola..

Kya hogya madam : Koi sa colour pasand nahi aayavi

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