Father Son Funny Hindi Jokes

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Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

New Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Baap : Beta tum badhe hoke kya banoge…

Beta : Mai doctor banuga..

Baap : To doctor ban kya ka karoge..

Beta : Khub sare paise kamauga….

Baap : Fir to tu beta baba hi ban ja..

Baap Beta Aur Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Baap : Beta teri girlfriend hai..

Beta : Nahi …

Baap :Aaj Kal to sabki hoti hai..

thoda social bano..

Beta (Sarmate Huye) : Waise ek hai..

Baap (Thappadh lagatte huye) : Nalayak Isse ki wajah se fail huwa hai tu

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Papa Beta Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Beta : Sigrate pi raha tha tabhi waha papa aagaye..

Bete ne jalti sigrate shirt ki poket me dal li …

Papa : Sigrat pi raha tha na tu..

Beta : Nahi to papa ,,,

Papa : To phir ye jeb se dhuwa kyu …

Beta : Aap ne aaisi bat hi ki … ki dil jal utha..

Kamine Dost Aur Papa Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek din main ghar aane mein late ho gaya to papa ne pucha ab tak kaha the??

Maine kaha dost ke ghar par tha,

papa ne mere hi samne mere 5 dosto ko phone kiya 2ne kaha haa uncle yahi par tha,

1 ne kaha bas abhi-abji nikla hai,

1 ne kaha yahi padh raha hai….

Lekin karu to kya karu 1 ne to hadh hi kar di bola : Haan papa bolo kyaa hua??

Baap Beta Aur Mummy Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Papa (bete se) : Teri mummy aaj itni khamosh kaise???

Beta : papa, mummy ne lipguard manga tha,

maine feviquick pakda diya

Papa :  Beta roz aaisa hi kiya kar ,

fir teri poket money double …

Baap Beta Aur School Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Papa apne bete se : Bevkuf Verma ji ki beti ko dekh,

first aayi hai school mein

Beta : Aur kitna dekhu??

Use dekh dekh kar hi to fail ho gaya

Baap Beta Best Funny Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Baap apne 16 sal ke bete ke sath hotal me gya ,

Papa : Waiter ek bear aur ek ice cream lao..

Beta : Papa , Aap ice cream kyu loge..

Aap bhi bear piyo..

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fir kya huwa

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De Chapal.. De Chapal…

Harami Beta Aur Sarif Baap Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu ke papa ne pappu ke office jaakar manager se bola :

Aap ke yaha mera ladka kaam karta hain, Kyaa main usse mil sakta hu..?

Manager dhyaan se dekhte hue : khed hain ki aap der se aaye ,

Aapka antim sanskaar karne ke liye chutti lekar abhi-abhi gaya hain

Pappu Aur Papa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Papa : “Kaha ho beta”??

Pappu :”Hostel mein padh raha hu,

Exams bahut nazdeek hai isliye bahut padhan hai”

Aap kaha ho???

Papa : “Theke par, tere piche line mein last mein khada hu “,,,,

Ek half mere liye bhi le…….

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