Friend Funny Hindi Jokes

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Pappu Ke Chutkule Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu apne dost se: Ek baat hamesa yad rakhna,

Duniya me kuch mile ya na mile,do chij hau se lena.

Dost: Kya..

Pappu: Pahela samose ke sath extra chatni

Aur dusra golgappe ka pani.

Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..

Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..

Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..

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Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Boys Hostel Funny Jokes & Friends Chutkule

Boys Hostel me ek ladka bola apne friend se :

“Yar Dhokha ho gya”

Friend : Ky dhokha ho gya ????

Ladka : Ghar walo se books ke paise magaye the…

Ghar walo ne Books hi bhej diye !!!!

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..

Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..

Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to

aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…

Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Irritating Message For Friends Inbox Jokes

Kisi ko bhi mera ye SMS pasand na aaye to

usse ye pura hak hai ki

wo apna mobile paas ke diwal pe mar sakta hai..

Aap ki khushi se badh kar kuch bhi nah hai

Thank You

College Friend Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkile

College me 2 friend ek seminar me baithe the..

1st Friend :  Yar Lacture itna borning hai ki

mera tasrif so gya hai..

2nd Friend  : Ha pata hai … tere tesrif ki kharate ki aawaj 2 bar sunni maine

Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,

samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..

ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya

Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :

Main to aaya hi nahi tha

Exam Hall Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa- Banta se
Bhai khud par sab se jyada garv jab hua….

Jab exam hall mein kuch nahi aa raha tha

aur piche se madam ne kaha tha…
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Sidhe baith piche wala dekh raha hai…

Kasam se seena chhoda ho gaya

Wife Se Pareshan Husband Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu

to meri wife bhich me aajti hai..

Friend : Yar…

Tu texi chalane ka kam karke dekh

sayad kismat sath de de…

“Try your best luck”

 

Harami Dost Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Aaj mai ek friend ko 3 bar call kiyo..

Par ek bar bhi na uthaiyo..

Fir maine usse message kiyo..

“Wo tera number mang rahi thi”

Fir usne mujhe 30 bar call kiyo..

Ab mai nahi utha raiyo…