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Dog Funny Jokes Animal Hindi Chutkule

Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Whatsapp Jokes

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla KaidiĀ  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Alia Bhatt, Police and Marriage Funny Jokes

Alia Bhatt ne 100 baratiyo pe gadhi chadha di..

Police ne iski wajah aliya se puchi toh..

Alia : Gadhika break fail tha..

road ke ek taraf barati the…aur dusari taraf ek aadami tha..

Police : Toh tumne gadhi uss adami pe chadha deti..

Alia : Maine bhi aisehi ki par wo adami baratiyo ki tarf bhag gaya..

Girl Driving Jokes Traffic Signal Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi…

Funny Shayari On Exam Funny Jokes Chutkule

Araz kiya hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai..

Ye exam ka rista bhi ajib hota hai….

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Rah jate hai sawal nazaro se dur…

Fir nazar aate haiu wahi sawal question paper me…

Teacher Student Insult Funny whatsapp Jokes Chutkule

Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …

Student : “Bandar” …

Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …

Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho

“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”

Dukaanwala : Haan, hai

Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do

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