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Dog Funny Jokes Animal Hindi Chutkule

Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

Baap Beta Naughty Funny Jokes Circus Ki Ladki

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Whatsapp Jokes

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

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Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Bevafa Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ladki : Bhaiya koi Valentine card hai jisme likha ho

“tum hi mere pehle aur akhiri pyar ho”

Dukaanwala : Haan, hai

Ladki : Acha to jaldi se 10 de do

Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai

Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai

Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi

Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li

Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya

Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran

pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…

Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”

Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai

Maa Beta Aur Bahu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Maa : Beta kya kar rahe ho??

Beta : Padh raha hu….

Maa : Excellent…kya padh rahe ho???

Beta : Aapki hone wali bahu ke messages

Whats App Admin Funny jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ekk subah Admin ne socha ki kuch tufani karte hai..

To bas sakal utha aur chal diya petrol bharane..

Isme Hasne walo kaun si bat hai bhai..

Admin sahab pane sath bottle bhi le gaye the…

Har bat pe admin ki khilli udheto ho..

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