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Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 1 baje pathan ki begam bolati hai

suniye ji.. almari ke piche koi chor chupa hai …

Pathan : Agar uske paas hathiyar huwa to..

Biwi : Aap ka to insurance hai par

gahano ka nahi

Teacher And Dabang Studend Funny Jokes

Teacher : Sabse tez kaun udhata haii..

Golu : Hathi sai..

Teacher : Nalayak …tumhare pita kya kam karte hai…

Golu : Sir wo daud ibrahim ki gang me sarp sooter hai ….

Teacher : Aree beta tune ek dam sahi jabab diya tha..

hathi hi sabse tez udhata hai…

Santa Banta Best Ever Joke IN Hindi

Santa (Banta se) : Tumhe pata hain ki ek ladki ko bina hathiyaar kaise maar sakte hai

Banta : kaise???

Santa : Usey ek khoobsurat dress do,

Mehnga Gehna (jewellery) do,

Bahut mehnge makeup ka samaan do,

Jab Sajh-Dhaj kar tyaar ho jaye to bina aaine wale kisi kamre mein band kar do

Ladki tadap-tadap kar mar jayegi

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Hathi Aur Chiti Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek raste par 4 chitiya baithi thi tabhi

Ek hathi waha se gugra to ek chiti

Ne bola oye hathi panja ladayega mujhse

Tabhi baki chitiyo ne bola

“rahe de yar Bechara akela hai har jayega.”

Chiti Aur Hathi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Ek din ek chiti apna

Ek pair aage kar ke khadi thi.

Tabhi dusre chiti ne pucha kyo bhai

aaise kyo khade ho.

pahli chiti: Are sala, abhi hathi aane wala hai

Use langri fasaunga.

 

Chiti Aur Hathi Ki Funny Bate Jokes Chutkule

Ek bar do chitiya bike par

Ghoom rahe the. tabhi hathi ke bache ne

Unse lift mangi .

Ek chiti boli: soch le !

Kahi teri ma ye na kahe ki

Gundo ke sath ghumta rhta hai.

Hathi Aur Chiti Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ek din ek hathi, ek chiti ko

chher raha tha.

Isliye chiti ko ghusa aa gya aur wah

hathi ki patni ke pas gyi aur

Boli tum apne pati ko samjhalo warna

Mard hmare ghar me bhi hai.

Husband wife naughty Joke – Funny Hindi Joke

Husband bola good night ,

Wife Boli aise kaise good night,

Pahle do light,

Fir karo hathiyar tight,

Cucchi ka lo bite,

Pussy se karo fight,

Fir hoti good night !!

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Funny jokes on gf bf in hindi

Bf : Haseen aurat kabhi kisi ka peecha nahi karti

Gf : kyu??

Bf : kya tumne kabhi kisi chuhedaan ko

chuhe ke peeche bhaagte dekha ha??

 

Teacher student funny jokes in hindi

Teacher : Homework kyun nahi kiya???

Student : Sir light nahi thi

Teacher : To mombati jala lete

Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi

Teacher : Maachis kyun nahi thi??

Student : Puja ghar main rakhi thi

Teacher : To waha se le aate

Student : Nahaya hua nahi tha

Teacher : Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??

Student : Paani nahi tha sir

Teacher : Paani kyun nahi tha??

Student : sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi???

Student : Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi

 

Rajnikanth new funny jokes

 

Rajinikanth ek din subah jaldi uthe aur

Socha mujhe apne gayan ka 1 % hissa logo

Ke sath to share karna hi chahiye

Aur isi ke bad google ka aaviskar hua

 

Funny jokes on boy girl in hindi

Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai

Girl : Thanks

Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai

Girl : Thanks

Boy : Sendal achi lag rahi hai

Girl : Thanks bhaiya

Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai

 

Best funny jokes rajnikanth

Rajinikant ne apni ‘nursery’ ki

Padhi 7 alag-alag jagaho se ki thi.

Aaj wo jagah IIT ke nam se jani jati hai.

 

 

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Police funny jokes in hindi

Police ka jalwa……….!!

Santa talab me nanga naha raha tha…

Police: Chal oye bahar aakar kapde pahan le

Teri tlashi leni hai………?

 

 

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Santa ki biwi ne itrate hue sawal kiya,

“Suniye, aapko mujhme sabse acha kya lagta hai –

mera khubsurat chehra yaa meri samajhdaari…???”

Santa me muskuraate hue jawab diya :

“Mujhe to teri yeh mazak karne ki adaat sabse jyada pasand hai”

 

 

Funny jokes on boy friend girl friend

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai..

Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu

 

Dost funny jokes in hindi

Mera dost mujhase puch raha tha –

Katappa ne bahubali ko kyu mara?

Ab plice mujhse puch rahi hai – “Tumne

Apne dost ko kyu mara” ?

 

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Boy girl jokes in hindi

Boy : Tumhari sandal’s badi pyaari hai

Girl : Utaru kya??

Boy : Arey nahi, nah

waise aapke kapde bhi bade sundar hai

 Girl : Hmm

Boy : Ab bolo

 

 

Chor police jokes in hindi

Police: Madam aap bahut bahadur hai,

Aap ne daaku ko bahut mara.

Mahila: Mujhe kya pata tha ki wo bechara daaku hai,

Mai to samjhi mera pati hai…. ghar der se aaya hai

 

Girlfriend boyfriend jokes in hindi

 

Boyfriend (Girlfriend se) :

Tum shaadi ke baad apne liya naya ghar to nahi mangogi ??

Girlfriend (Boyfriend se) : Nahi main aisi ladki nahi hu,

tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena

 

Funny jokes in hindi pati patni

Pati : Tum biwiya sarab se itni nafrat kyu karti ho

Patni : Kyu Ki

Sarab pine ke bad unka chuhe jaisa pati

sher jaisa dahadane lagta hai

 

Latest Jokes for girlfriend boyfriend in hindi

Boyfriend : Kal mai tumhare ghar gaya tha

mujhe nahi lagta ki hamari sadhi ho payegi

Girlfriend : Kyu kya huwa darling !

Papa se mile mere

Boyfriend : Nahi , par teri bahan se mila

kya SOLID dikhti hai wo

 

Gf Bf funny jokes in hindi

Bf : Chalo kisi sunshan jagah chalte hai..Jaha koi na ho

Gf : Tum koi aishi waisi har kat to nahi karoge waha na

Bf : Nahi !

Gf : Fir kya fayada janeka.. yahi thik hai

 

Girl boy best hindi jokes

Girl : Kya shadi ke bad mujhe aaisehi payar karoge

Boy : Haa bilkul..

Mujhe shadi suda ladki bahut pasand hai

 

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Jokes in hindi for teacher student

Teacher ne bacho se sawal pucha..

Teacher : Bacho bata wo kaun si chijh hai jo

Aashman me udti hai aur bache dene ke liye jamin me aati haii

Ek bache ne jabab diya : Madam , Air-hostage !!!

Teacher Bhehosh

 

 

Funny jokes on santa banta

Santa udaas baithe paani me pathaar maar raha tha…

Ek mandhak nikal kar bola :

“Paani mein aa teri udaasi utaru saale…

apni wali ke chakkar mein meri wali ka sar fod dala”

 

Funny Rajnikant Jokes in hindi

Film ke director ne mison imposibal ke

Liye rajinikanth ke hero ke liye sing kiya

Lekin rajinikant ne ye bol kar mana kar diya ki

Film ka tital unke takat ki tohin hogi

 

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