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Funny Bhikhari Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

Bhikaari santa se : sahab 10 rupee de do, chai peeni hai

Santa : Chai to sirf 5 ki aati hai

Bhikaari : Girlfriend bhi piyegi

Santa : Bhikaari ne bhi gf bana li

Bhikaari : Nahi sahab, girlfriend ne bhikaari bana diya

Police Station Funny Jokes Chor Hindi Chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..

Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..

ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..

Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..

tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se

Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Girl Driving Jokes Traffic Signal Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi…

Pappu Mummy Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkila

Pappu purani album dekh raha tha..

Pappu (Mummy se) :

Mummy ye aap ke sath handsome sa aadami kaun hai..

Mummy : Ye tumhare papa hai ..

Pappu : To phir hum iss takale ke sath kyu rah rahe hai..

News Channel Funny Jokes Aaj Tak Chutkule

Santa Bahut der se ghar me kuch dhundh raha tha..

Patni : Kya dhundh rahe ho..

Santa : Hidden camera dhundh raha hu…Kaha ho sakta hai..

Patni : Aap ko kyu lagta hai ki humare kamre me hidden camera hai…

Santa : Fir ye “Aaj Tak” wale ko kaise pata chala ki hum unka channel dekh rahe hai

Papa Mummy Aur Beta Funny Family Jokes

Santa ka Ladka rota huwa sidhi se niche aaya..

Mummy : Kya huwa beta kyu ro rahe ho..

Ladka : Papa diwal me kil thok rahe tho to unke sir me laga..

Mummy : Aweee.. isme rote thodhi  hai..

Chalo ab hash ke dikhao..

Ladka : Uper bhi maine yahi kiya tha…

Santa Hindi Funny Jokes & Chutkle

Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

Judge Aur Chor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Judge (Chor se) : Tumhe kyun jail me dala gaya hai???

Chor (judge se) : Jaldi shopping karne ke liye

Judge : Acha, yeh to koi apraadh nahi hai,

lekin tumne shopping jaldi kaise karli..??

Chor : Dukaan khulne se pehle….

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….

uske baare mein tumne suna kya???

Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??

Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…