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Raat bhar chudai karwane ke bad ek aurat apne parosh ke hakim ke paas jake boli

Aurat : Hakim sahab kya aap ne hi mere pati ko josh badhane ki goli di thi kal,

Hakim khushi se bola : Ji ha ha maine hi di thi,

Aurat : Madharchod..biwi bhi apni de deta !!

 

Ek adami ki suhagrat thi,

Vo badhe aaram se biwi ko chhod raha tha,

Par uski biwi jor jor se chikh rahi thi,

Adami hairani se puchata hai :

Tum cheekh kyu rahi ho,

Biwi : Sale tere dost bahar khade hai,

teri izzat rakh rahi hu

 

Jabardast bejati,

Suhagraat pe pati puri josh se biwi ko thok raha tha,

Tabhi biwi boli :

Ab dal bhi do na, kab tak ungali se karoge

 

Ladki : Mai jab bhi apne padhosh wale ladke ko dekhti hu,

Meri Bra tite ho jati hai,

Dusari Ladki : Kal se tu bra hi mat pahan,

Fir dekhta uski pant kaise tite hoti hai.

 

 

Girlfriend : Mere rista aaya hai,

Meri sadi hone wali hai,

Boyfriend : Ye toh achi bat hai,

ab hum bina comdom ke kar sakte hai

 

 

Patni : Agar duniya 30 minutes me khatam hogi

toh tum kya karna chahoge,

Pati : Off course , tumhe chodana chahuga,

Patni : aur baki ke 29 minutes ?

 

 

Ek Baniya suhag raat pe biwi ko chodate huwe bola :

Chut tumhari loose hai .

Biwi (gusse me) : Jaldi bahar nikalo,

aur meri AC, TV aur Jewellery bhi wapish karo,

Baniya : galti ho gai, mera hi patla hai.

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Ek bar 2 ladkiya movie dekhne ke bad dhar aarahi thi,

Pehli Saheli : “Mera purse chori ho gaya hai”.

Dusari saheli : Tu tah apna purse hamesa bra me rakhati thi,

Pehli Saheli : Mujhe kya pata wo sala chor nikalega.

 

 

3 ladhkiya aapas me bat kar rahi thi,

Pahli Ladki : Maine boss ke drawer me condom dekha.

Dusari Ladki : ha, Maine usme ched kar diya.

Tisari Ladki : Haramjati pahle batana tha na

 

 

Lame Jokes In English – Hindi Lame Jokes

1)Why does Pahlaj Nihalani censor all the s*x scenes?

Because Pahlaj Na-hilani

 

2)Once Pandit Haripradad Chaurasia wore some perfume before a concert but he just could’t play the flute. Why?

Because na rahegi ‘baas’, na bajegi basuri.

 

3)Why is Mr. Narendra Modi only visible at night?

Because he’s the Prime Minister (PM) not the Aviation Minister (AM).

 

4)What did the lioness say when her husband asked her whether sha had a boyfriend before marriage or not ?

“Aapki isi bat pe ek sher yaad aaya”

 

5) Rajiv: “chandani, i love you!”

*Yeh sun ke chadni chawk gayi*

Chandani: “But I’ve always only considered you a friend.”

*Yeh sun ke Rajive Chauk gaya*

 

6)Metro station’s mom: “Beta bijli ka bill jama kar ke aaja!”

Meta station: “Aaj toh busy hoon. karkardooma?”

 

7)Teacher:Can anybody tell me what is aloe vera?

Student: Madam Panjab ke liye drink banata hai, toh woh usse glass dete hue kehta hai “Ae Lo, vira”.

 

8) Bullet 1: “Man, I need a new job.”

Bullet 2: “Don’t you already have one?”

Bullet 1: “Nah man. I got fired”

 

9) Why was the astronaut’s wife unhappy?

Kyuki uska pati ab iss duniya mein nahin raha.

 

10) What did the newspaper say to the magzine?

“Dude, you’ve got issues.”

 

11) What did Earth say to other planets?

“Get a life, you guys!”

 

12)What did one DNA say to another DNA ?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

 

13) Why doesevery respect shiney Ahuja so much?

‘Cause he’s a self-‘maid’ man.

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14)  Why does Dolly Binda puts on so much make-up?

Because mehndi laga ke rakhna, ‘Dolly’ saja ke rakhna.

 

 

Romantic Funny Shayari On Girlfriend Boyfriend

Funny romantic shayari in hindi for girlfriend

 

Funny shayari in hindi for girlfriend

Aap man hi man unko chahte rah gaye..

Man me hi patane ka plan banate rah gaye..

Pata koi aur le gya unko..

Aap uniki shadi ke tant me kutte bhagate rah gaye !!!!

 

 

Shayari for girlfriend

Hum dilfek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de..

Jo waja kare usse pura har hal me kar de..

Tumhe lipistic lagane ki kya jarurat..

Tumhare hoth toh hum apne hotho se lal kar de

 

 

Hindi joke shayari

Mohabat kar li humne.. kafi sochane ke bad..

Ab kisi ko dekhna nahi tumhe dekhne ke bad..

Duniya chor denge tumhe pane ke bad..

Khuda maf kare itne jhuth bolne ke bad..

 

 

Shayari for gf

Jis chehare ko dekh ke haste the hum..

Aj ussi ne hame rula diya..

Usne toh hame call kiya nahi..

Humne kiyta toh caller tune tha..

“Tumhe bhula diya”

 

 

Romantic shayari for boyfriend

Hasi ke liye gam kurban..

Khushi ke liye aanshu kurban..

Dost ke liye jan bhi kurban…

Agar dost Ki girlfriend mil jaye to sala dost kurban..

 

 

Shayari in hindi for girlfriend

Dil bana toh diwane bane..

Sarab nana toh sarabi bane..

Kuch to bat hai aap me..

Yuhi nahi pagal khane bane

 

 

 

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Funny Question in hindi

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..

Gori Ho…lambi ho..

Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..

Pati ko samjhe….

Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …

Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

 

 

Funny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..

Student : Par Master Ji ,

Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur

na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

 

 

Student teacher funny question

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..

Teacher : Nahi beta …

Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

 

 

Funny Question In Hindi With Answer

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…

Student : Kitabo me..

Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

 

 

Teacher and student Funny question answer in hindi

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..

Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..

Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..

Toh usne jabab diya ..

“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

 

 

Funny Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?

Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..

Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..

Teacher Behosh

 

 

Comedy Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?

Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..

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Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…

Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Funny Shayari Hindi Jokes & Funny Shayari SMS

Funny shayri in hindi

Balo me ful laga ke aai hai..

Chehre se dupatta hata ke aai hai..

Kisi ne pucha badhi kubsurat lag rahi hai..

Maine bola shayad aaj naha ke aai hai..

 

Shayari in hindi funny

Sitaro me aap ,baharo me aap, Fizao me aap ..

Hawawo me aap, Dhup me aap, chaoon me aap..

Sach hi suna hai aat mao ka thikana nahi hota..

 

 

Comedy shayari

Ishq ke khayal bahut hai..

Ishq ke chehre bahut hai..

Sochte hai hum bhi karne ishq..

Par ishq me kharche bahut hai..

 

 

Funny hindi shayari

Ek shayar ne araj kiya..

Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Fir kisi ne kaha : Aap shayari to sunaiye fir aapko juto ki kami nahi hogi…

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Ladki gol-gappe khaa rahi thi 20-25 kha liye

phir bf se pucha : 10 aur khaa lu???

Bf chilla kar bola : “Naagin” khaa le

Gf ne apne bf ko ek ulte haath ka rasid kar diya…

“Naagin” kisko bola bee

Bf : Arey, maarti kyu hai??
Maine bola Naa-gin, khaa le

 

 

Funny gali joke in hindi for whatsapp

Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ?

Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!!

Boy : Achi movie hai na ?

Girl : Kutte ke pille..

Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ?

Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,,

 

Gali chutkule hindi

Ek bar tau ne tai ched di..

Tai tau ko gali dene lagi..

Paas se gujar rahe ek pache ne bola..

Kya huwa tau ..kya bat hai..

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Tau :  Kuch nahi beta … Beta Purana Transformer hai..

Char char kar raha hai…

 

Gali jokes in hindi

Pappu sarab pike sarak pe gira huwa tha..

Aur galiya de raha tha..

Teri maa chood dunga.. Terri Behen Chood dunga..

Ek Aadami ne kaha …Utha Ja pahle.

Pappu Na Mai lete Lete hi choduga

 

 

Husband wife gaali jokes

Wife : Kal raat ko tum sapane me mujhe,

Gali kyu de rahe the …

Husband : Tumhe galat faimi hue hai !!!

Wife : Kaisi galat faimi !!

Husband : Ki mai sapne me tha …..

 

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Gali jokes girlfriend boyfriend

Ek ladki sarak pe jor jor se gali de rahi thi..

Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod

Waha se ek baba gujar rahe the..

Baba : Aise gali nahi dete..

Kya huwa tumhare sath..

Ladki : Wo ladka mera boyfriend tha..

Usne mere chuche dabaye..

* Baba ne uske chuche daba ke bola *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha..

Baba : Isme gali wali to koi bat nahi hai..

Ladki : Usne mere kapde utare ..

*Baba ne ladki ke kapde utar diye *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha ..

Baba : Isme bhi koi gali wali bat nahi hai..

Ladki : Usne mujhe choda hai..

*Baba ne bhi ladki ko chod diya *

Baba : Aise ?

Ladki : ha ..

Baba : Isme bhi gali wali koi bat nahi hai…

Ladki : Chodane ke bad ye bol ke bhag gya ki … Mujhe AIDS hai…

Baba : Kabir ..behen ke lode …madhar chod

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend – Non Veg Gandi Shayari

Adult Shayari For Girlfriend In Hindi – Gandi Shayari

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Adult Shayari For Gf

Hamari ek hasi pe ..

Wo hamre sath soo liye..

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Wah Wah..

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Hamari ek hasi pe ..

Wo hamre sath soo liye..

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Wo panty pahane hi wale thi ki

Hum ne fir se has diye

 

Non Veg Shayari For Friends

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

(Gaur farmaiye…shayari me bahut dard hai..)

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Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Dekar ICE_Cream ka unhe lalacha..

Aj fir andhere  me unhe apna laand chusha diya…

 

 

Naughty Shayari For Girlfriend

Hum unse dil laga baithe..

Tanhaii me shukun ki maa chudwa baithe..

Wo to bc soo gai kisi ke bishtar pe ,,

Hus sala apni hi jhato me aag laga baithe..

 

 

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Adult Shayari on Girlfriend

Ek to chandani raat thi..

Uper se o mere sath thi..

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Mai usne upar chadha huwa tha.

Wo mere niche chadhu hue thi..

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HAtho me the hath ..

Aur pairo me the pair..

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Mai jor lagaye ja raha tha …

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Aur wo awaje nikale ja rahi thi..

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Yaho galat na shamjho wo meri cycle thi..

 

 

Dirty non veg messages for girlfriend

Chuchi ki aatam katha

Mera janam 12 saal bad hua..

Jab mai bilkul choti thi..

Tab mai frok me rahti thi..

Fir mere aakar ka vishtar huwa..

Nimbu badhke aanar huwa..

Jab mai badhane lagi..

Har kisi ki najar mujhpe padhne lagi..

Huwa bra  mera ghar..

Ab lagne laga mujhe dar..

Jab mera size huwa badha..

Jane kitno ka huwa khadha..

Bidh me ladko ne hath mara..

Mujhe aaihsash huwa badha payara..

Fir na jane kitno ne dabaya..

Sach kahu to badha maza aaya..

Kisi ne payar se sahlaya …

Kisiko payar se chushwaya..

Kisi ne mujhe masala..

Kisi ne mujhpe popat ragadha..

Ab mai jab gai jhul..

Sale madhar chod mujhe gaye bhul..

 

 

Double Meaning Shayari

Na teer na taalwar..

Agar Mujhse hai payar to khol apni salwar..

Mera Shastra hai taiyar..

Houngaa tujhpe sawar..

Jaldi se apni chadhi uthar..

Teri bharni hai darar..

 

 

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Adult Shayari For Gf Bf

Usne Baja diya mera band nina dhol ke..

Dil todh diya usne i hate you bol ke..

Ek roj ja rahi thi mujhe byee bol ke..

Toh humne bhi dikha diya chain khol ke..

Fir kya tha..

Aaj tak seva karti hai… Prujaran pan ke

 

 

Gf Bf Non Veg Gandi Shayari

Ye Wakt nahi hai rone ka..

Ye wake hai bache ke hone ka..

Uss wakt kyu nahi roiee thi..

Jab chipak ke soi thi..

Ab jab kiya hai wo bharo..

TAb to kahti thi aur karo aur karo..

 

 

Girlfriend meri kaisi ho – Adult  Shayari

Badan unka silki ho..

Brest unki milki ho..

Dekhne me chikni ho..

Pahni usne bikini ho..

Niche uski chimni ho..

Garam apna danda ho..

Usme jake thanda ho..

 

 

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Sunny leone Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes on sunny leone – Sunny leone jokes

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Sunny leone jokes

Sunny leon Swimming pool me nahane ke liye utari

Manager : Mam , ye aap ne kya pahna hai ?

Sunny leon : Kyu  ? …Bikini to hai !!

Manager : Mam yaha bikini allow nahi hai !

Sunny leon : Thik hai mai isse bhi utha deti hu …

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Manager behosh !!!!

 

 

Jokes on sunny leone

Sunny leone : Papa aaj teacher ne mara ?

Papa : Kyu mara ?

Sunny leone : Maine to bas ye pucha tha ki :

” Bra ko ek wachan bolte hai par o 2 chijh ko dhakti hai,

Par panty ko bahu wachan bolte hai par o ek hi chijh ko shakti hai !!”

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Papa sunny ka logic sun ke behosh ho gye !!!

 

 

 

Sunny leone non veg jokes

Sunny leone apne Husband ke Sath PK movie dekhne Gai.

Sunny leone : Kitna fekte hai ye sale movie banane wale….

Karte time gadi itni thode hilti hai……

Sunny leone husband : Baby tumko kaise pata ?

Sunny leone : Experience hai baby mujhe….

 

 

Jokes on sunny

Sunny Leone to Auto driver :  Airport chaloge Kya ?
Auto Driver :  Ha Ha chalunga   ……
Sunny leone : Kya loge tum ?
Auto Driver : Gareeb Aadmi hu behenji , Paise hi lunga….

 

 

Sunny leone Jokes

Sunny leon tailor ke pass gai …

Aur tailor ko ek rumal diya aur bola :

” esska 3 dress bana do ”

Tailor bhi confidence me bola

” Mam , baki kapde ka kya kari “

 

 

Funny jokes on sunny

EK bar sunny leon railway station gai,,

Ek bhekhari ne bola :

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Behenji kuch paise dedo..

Sunny leon ne usse 2000 rupee de diye,

Sunny ke pati ne pucha :

“Tumne 2000 rupee kyu  diye ”

Sunny : Pahli bar kisi ne behenji bola hai..

Dil bhauk ho gya..

 

 

Sunny leon funny jokes

Gf : Ye Sunny Leone Kaun Hai ?

Bf : Ye Sunny Deol Ka Mahila Awtar haii..

Iska Bhi Adhai Kilo Ka Hai..

Isko Dekhne ke bad

Admi Uthata nahhii hai..

Adami Ka Uth jata hai

 

 

 

Best Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend In Hindi

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Non veg jokes for girlfriend –  Non veg message for girlfriend

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath raat car me ja raha tha..

Pappu ne ek sunsan jagah gadi rok li..

Pappu : Agar mai tumhare sath yaha muh kala karu toh

Tum sor to nahi machaogi na..

Girlfriend : Agar ache se muh kala nahi kar paye to jarur sor machaugi

 

 

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg sms for girlfriend

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,,

Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho..

Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ?

Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…

 

 

Non veg msgs for boyfriend – Non veg msg for boyfriend in hindi

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..

Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..

Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..

Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laga hota…

 

 

Non veg jokes for gf – Non veg msgs for boyfriend

Girlfriend (Boyfriend Se) : Aaj Maine Apne Bhatije ko dudh pilaya

Boyfriend Girlfriend Ke Bra Me Hath Dal ke Chuche Dabane Laga..

Boyfriend : Isme To dudh Hi nahi Hai..

Girlfriend : Aree Bevkuf Mai Powder ke dudh ki bat kar rahi hu

 

Non veg jokes in hindi for girlfriend

Hot Girl sexy phone pe sexy aawaj me

Girlfriend  : Baby , batao mere Underwear me kya hai

Pappu : mujhe kya pata , tera underwear hai !!!

Girlfriend   : Darling , Guess to karo ?

Pappu : Elastic hi hoga ,….. warna aajkal naade wali kaha koi pehenta hai,,,

 

Non veg shayari in hindi for girlfriend – Non veg shayari for girlfriend

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :

Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..

Gf : Condom Laye ho na..

Bf : Condom Kyu ?

Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge…

 

Non veg sms in hindi for girlfriend

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,

Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili

To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola

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Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”

Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

 

 

Non veg sms for gf

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..

Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..

Sardar : Chup hai sali..

Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..

 

Non veg sms for girlfriend

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……

Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,

Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…

 

 

Non veg sms for girlfriend in hindi –  Non veg msg for girlfriend

Karne ke bad ka reaction !!!

Call Girl : Paise ?

Girlfriend : Jaldi Kapde do …

Parosan : Ab kab aaoge ?

Biwi : Ab 2-4 din kuch mat bolna

Kamwali : Ab to paghar badha do sahab…

 

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Sex Jokes In Hindi – Non Veg Sexy Jokes

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Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi..

Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya..

Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !!

Wife : kaise ?

Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare b**bs badhe the..

Abhi ye chote …

Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai…

 

 

Non Veg Fucking Sex Jokes

Suhagraat pe pati ne bola mujhe kuch nahi aata..

Patni : Jaisa jaisa mai bolu waisa hi karna !!

Pati : Thik hai ..

Patni : Pahle apne kapde utaro..

Pati patni dono ne kapde utar diya !!

Fir patni bed pe pair failake leet gai..

Pati bhi pair faila ke leet gya ..

Patni : Sale ek kam kar..

Bahar se 2 aadmi le aa..

Jo teri aur meri marega…

 

Adult Jokes On  Sex

Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :

“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”

Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..

Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..

Patni : Ek bar galti se ..

Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..

Patni : ji 10-12 bar..

Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..

Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…

jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me.

 

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Pati jab videsh se lauta to pati ko rote huye dekh

Usne patni se pucha kya bat hai ..

Patni : Kal rat 3 chor aaye the aur meri izzat loot ke chale gaye ..

Pati : Tumne unhe roka nahi  ?

Patni : Mai roka unhe par o bolne lage..

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Aaj aur dam nahi bacha..

Kal hum fir aajayege..

 

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Ek jawan Ladki doctor ke paas jake bolti hai,

Ladki : Doctor sahab meri chut bahut badi ho gai hai..

Doctor chut dekhte hi bola : hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,, hey bhawan,,,,

Ladki : Aap tin bar kyu bol rahe hai…

Doctor : Bol nahi raha..

Awaz gunz rahi hai

 

 

Chudai Jokes – सेक्स चुटकुले हिंदी में

Pappu apni biwi se bola ,

“Ek glass dudh dena”

Biwi : Apna bra utha ke boli,

Muh laha ke pilo..

Pappu : Teri inhi harkato ki wajah se

mai kabhi pani nahi mangta…

 

Pati patni sex joke in hindi

Alag Alag types ki patni :

Alasi Patni : Aaj kapdhe utarne ka mood nahi hai , aise hi kar lo

Gusse wali patni : Mere paas mat aana nahi toh kat lungi

Chhedhane wali patni : Jab mai college me thi mere boyfriend 4-5 bar kar lete the

Confuse patni : Aaj piche se karo, nahi nahi dard hoga, aage se hi karo

Selfish Patni : Mera ho gaya, mai sone ja rahi hu.

Sak wali patni : Aaj thik se nahi kar rahe ho, kahi se mar me aaye ho kya ?

Bhukhi patni : Dubara kitni der me tayar ho jaoge , doggy style me karege

 

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Nai dulhan ko dulhe ne muh dikhai

ke 25000 rupee diye

Dulhan itne sare paise dekh ghabra kar boli :

“Suno ji, pura khandan thokega kya ?”

 

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