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Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Funny Train Pessenger Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Ek baar pappu train me safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke kaaran

pappu ek ganje aadmi ke godh me baith gaya…

Aadmi jhunjla kar bola : “Ha Ha, mere sir par aa kar baith jaa ”

Pappu : Nahi, uncle main yahi thik hu, waha se fisalne ka dar hai

Whats App Admin Funny jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ekk subah Admin ne socha ki kuch tufani karte hai..

To bas sakal utha aur chal diya petrol bharane..

Isme Hasne walo kaun si bat hai bhai..

Admin sahab pane sath bottle bhi le gaye the…

Har bat pe admin ki khilli udheto ho..

Admin Ki Girlfriend Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Girlfriend ne payar se Admin ke shine pe

sar rakha aur boli :

Janu Tumhara dilkitna mulayam hai..

Admin : Wo dil nahi hai pagli..

tamaku ki pudhiya hai..

khayegi..

Teacher Student Insult Funny Jokes Chutkule

Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …

Student : “Bandar” …

Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …

Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

Billi ( Cat ) Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa sardi me apni billi ko thandhe pani se nahla raha tha..

Banta : Thande pani se mat nahla mar jayegi..

(Jab Banta ghar wapis aaya to billi mar gai thi)

Banta : Maine bola tha na billi mar jayegi,,,

Santa : Aree yar billi nahalane se nahi mari..

balki nahlane ke bad nichorne se mar gai…

Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..

Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..

Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…

Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…

Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Airtel 4G Girl Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Airtel 4G wali ladki auto se ja rahi thi..

Ladki : Bhaiya aapka meter bahut tez chal raha hai..

kuch to gadbar hai..

Auto Driver : Gadbad Nahi madam 4G hai..

Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….


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