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Husband ne apni Wife ko kaha :

Maine kal apne sapne mein tumhe dekha…

Wife : kya dekha..?

Husband : Maine dekha ki hum ek samandar me hai

Aur ek tufaan aaya aur main samandar me gir gaya…,

Wife : Phir..?

Husband: Phir tum mujhe bacha leti ho ,

Aur kehti ho ‘ 7 janmo tak tumhara saath nibhaungi’

Wife : phir..?

Hus band: yeh sunte hi main phir se samandar me kood gaya…

 

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Ek savyatra ke aage aage ek kutta chal raha tha..

Uske piche saikro ki sankhya me adami line se

piche piche aarahe the….

Ek rahgir ne pucha :

Bhai shahab ye savyatra ke aage aage ye kutta ja raha hai

ye thoda aajib lag raha hai..

Ye marne wala kaun hai……

Admi :  Ye marne wali meri biwi hai..

Isse Kutte ne mara……..

Rahgir adami : Kya aap mujhe ye kutta ek din ke liye

udhar de sakte hai..

Meri biwi bhi maike se aane wali hai………

Adami : Aap ko kya lagta hai..

Ye piche jo log aarahe hai..wo kya mere biwi ke ristedar hai..

Inhe bhi kutta chahiye..

Jao line me lag jao..

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Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..

Bete ko gentle banane me..

Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….

Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..

Bete ko gentle banane me..

Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….

Aur biwi ko lagte hai 21 minute bhi nahi..

Bete ko mental banane me…

 

 

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Wife : Tum Mujhe “Rani” Kyu Bulate ho..

Husband : Kyu ki nokrani lanma padta hai bolne me..

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Wife : Acha Tum jante ho ki mai tumhe janu kyu bolti hu..

Husband :  Nahi .. Mujhe Nahi pata ?

Wife : Kyu ki Janwar lamba padta hai.. Isliye janu bulati hu..

 

 

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Santa Banta se apni biwi ki tarif karte hue :

Meri biwi meri sari baat manti hai,

Mere kisi kaam ke liye mana nahi karti turant kar deti hain

Banta : Kya baat karte ho biwi or sari baat maan jaye???

Santa : Kal raat maine garam paani manga aur usne turant paani garam kar diya

Banta : Khana khane ke baad tumhe garam paani ki kya jarurt padi thi??

Santa : Baat yeh hain ki main thande paani se bartan nahi dho sakta hu

 

 

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Santa ki biwi kidnap ho gayi
Kidnappers ne Santa ko phone lagaya : Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to, tumhari biwi ko maar denge…

Santa khamosh raha……….

Agle din phir phone aaya : “Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to tumhari biwi ke tukde-tukde karke kutto ko khila denge”

Santa khamosh raha….

Agle din phir phone aaya : “Agar aaj raat tak paise nahi diye to tumhari biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi”

Santa : paise bol kameene, darata kisko hain?

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Wife ne Husband se pucha :
Acha yeh batao ki tum murkh ho ya main..??

Husband (shaant mann se)

Priye,yeh baat to sab log jante hai,,

ki tum atyant buddhi ki swamini ho,,

isliye yeh kabhi ho hi nahi sakta ki ,,

tum kisi murkh insaan se shaadi karo…

Bhai ka naam agey rashtrapati purushkar ke liye bheja gaya…

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