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Pati pati ko call karke karhata hai :

“Meri duniya ko itni payari , itni khubsurat banane ke liye tumhara sukriya,

Aaj mai jo bhi hu tumhari badaulat hi hu,

Meri jindagi me tum bhagwan ban ke aai ho tum,

Mere ko jine ka ek maksat de diya tumne”

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Ptani ne bola :

“Mar liya chautha pack , aajao ghar nahi bolugi kuch”

Pati : “Gate pe hu dawaja khol do”

Pappu ka pachwa bacha – funny joke - Husband Wife Funny Hindi Jokes

 

Pappu ke 4 bachhe the ,

Ek din Akhbar me khabar aai ko jinke 5 ya 5 se jyada bache ho to

unhe har mahine 20000 rupee milege

Puppu ne apni patni se pucha : Ager tum bura na mano ti ek bat bolu ?

Pati ki biwi : Ha boliye!!

Pappu : Meri Girlfriend se bhi ek bacha hai,

Tum bolo to usse bhi le aau,

Fir hame har mahine 20000 rupee milege

Pappu ki biwi : Haan ji leaaiye !!!

Fir puppu jake bacha le aaya,

Aur aake dekhta hai uske 2 bache gayab hai,

Pappu : Chunnu Munnu Kaha hai ?

Pappi KI biwi :Jiske the o legya …

Ab akhbar sirf tumhare ghar me thodi aaya hai !!!!

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Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi..

Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya..

Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !!

Wife : kaise ?

Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare b**bs badhe the..

Abhi ye chote …

Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai…

Karwa chaut – funny hindi joke - Husband Wife Funny Hindi Jokes

पत्नी :-
मेरी ये समझ में नहीं आता की कई साल से मैं करवा चौथ का व्रत नहीं रख रही
फिर भी तुम पूर्ण स्वस्थ कैसे रहे हो।

पति :-
मैं बहुत नियम संयम से रहता हूँ इसलिए।

पत्नी :-
मुझे बेवक़ूफ़ समझ रखा है क्या ?
सच सच बताओ वह कौन है
जो तुम्हारे लिए करवा चौथ का व्रत रखती है

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