Insult Funny Hindi Jokes

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Facebook Group Admin Funny Jokes Chutkule

Admin Ki Jabardat Insult..

Maa : Ja bazar se  sabji le aa ..

Admin : Had ho gai… ab admin sabji lene jayega..

Maa : Ja raha hai ya warna …

Chappal se facebook ka bhoot uthar du..

aur jhadu se whats app ki chudhail..

Admin : Jaa to raha hu … mai to puch raha hu .. thaila kaha hai..

Admin Funny Insult Jokes What's App Group

Teri khamoshi ko hum na samjh sake

hee admin…

Wo to bhabhi ne group me bata diya ki..

tujhe jhadu padhi hai aaj ghar me..

Teacher Student Insult Funny whatsapp Jokes Chutkule

Teacher : Batao “Monkey” ko hindi me kya bolte hai …

Student : “Bandar” …

Teacher : Books se dekh ke bola na …

Student : Nahi Sir .. Maine to aap ko dekh ke bola…

Pathan Insulting Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Pathan ne amrudh kharida to usme se kidha nikala..

Pathan : Isme to kidha hai…

Amrudh wala : Ye to kismat ki bat hai..

Kya pata agali bar motercycle bhi nikal jaye..

Pathan : 2 kilo dedo fir to..

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..

Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..

Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to

aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…

Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Pati Patni Insult Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Pati apni biwi se : Yeh sabzi tumne banai hai,

iska naam kya hai

Biwi : kyu puch rahe ho???

Pati : kyunki hospital mein mujhse bhi puchenge ki

maine kya khaya tha???

Best Wife Insult Jokes – Karwa Chauth Ka Chand

Wife : Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho..?

Husband : Jaan se bhi jyada

Wife : Mere liye chand taare tod kar laoge..?

Husband : To karvachauth tere baap ke takle ko dekh kar manayenge

Husband Wife Insult Hindi Jokes – Wife Ka Khana

Wife : Suno ji, jab humari nayi-nayi shaadi hui thi,
To jab main khana banakar laati thi to tum khud kam khate the,
Mujhe jyada khilate the….

Husband : To…?

Wife : ato ab aisa kyun nahi karte?

Husband.: Kyun ki ab tum acha khana banana sikh gayi ho……

Best Class Teacher Insult Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek teacher bacho se sawal puchhte huye….

Teacher: Bacho, ek traf paisa aur dusri traf dimag

To tum kya chunoge ?

Student: Mam, paisa…

Teacher: Galat jawab, mai to dimag chunti.

Student: Mam, jiske pas jis chij ki kami hoti hai wo wahi chunta hai.

Hight of insult by girl – funny joke

Girl : Mujhe tumhare daat pasand hai …

Girl : ohh really … But Why ?

Girl : Because yellow is my favorite colour …

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