Kanjus Funny Hindi Jokes

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Pathan Sindhi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan ek kanjus sindhi dost ke shadi me gya..

Waha usse bar bar pani parosha ja raha tha..

Pathan ghusse me aake bola..

Pani gale me atak raha thi..

Biryani milegi kya… gala saaf karne ko

Kanjus Adami Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Kanjoose ka 1 rupee 5th floor se niche gir gaya,

kanjoos niche pahnucha to rupee nahi mila…kyu???

Kyunki……

Kanjoos sikke girne se pehle hi niche pahunch gaya…

Kanjus Pati Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Kanjoos pati haath me blade maar raha tha

Biwi : Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji???

Kanjoos pati : Dettol ki seeshi tut gayi hai

kahi dettol barbad naa ho jaye ..

Laa teri bhi ungli kaat du

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Kanjush Pati Patni Aur Parosi Funny Jokes

Pati (patni ko aawaz lagate hue)

“Aaj mere sir mein bahut dard ho raha hai…

zara padosh wale sharma ji ke ghar se vicks ki dibbi to maang lana….

Patni : “Arey woh nahi denge”

Pati : Saale ek number ke kanjoos hai….
Chalo main apni hi nikaal leta hu……

meri table ki daraaz mein padi hai

Kanjus Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Kanjoos aadmi ka beta apni gf ke sath ghumne gaya,

laut kar aaya to kanjoos ne pucha : Kitne rupee udaa aaya???

Beta : 200/-

Yeh sunkar kanjoos naraz ho kar gaaliyan dene laga

Beta : Aur kya karta papa…uss ke pass itne hi the

Best Ladka Ladki Jokes In Hindi – Kanjus Ladka

Ek baar kanjoos ladke ko baniya ki ladki se pyaar ho gaya

Ladki : Jab papa so jayenge, to main gali mein sikka fekungi,

Aawaz sunkar turant andar aa jana,
Lekin ladka sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya

Ladki : Itni der kyu laga di???

Ladka : woh main sikka dhund raha tha….

Ladki : Arey pagal woh to dhaaga bandhkar feka tha wapas khinch liya

Kanjus Husband Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Kanjus husband apni wife se: Mai jab sut pahan kar bajar

Jata hu to sabji wala mujhe mhangi sabji deta hai,

Aur jab mai maila kurta pijama pahan kar jata hu to sasti

Sabji deta hai.

Wife: Agli bar se ek ktora lekar jaya karo

Sabji free me mil jayegi…….

Kanjus Papa Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek kanjus pita ka beta apni girlfriend se milne gya.

Jab wo ghar aaya to pita ne pucha: Kitne paise urakar aaya hai

Beta: Sirf 200 rupee.

Kanjus pita yah sun kar bahut naraj ho gya.

Beta: Mai kya karta uske pas bas itne hi the.

Ladki Aur Dukandar Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek kanjus ladki dukan gyi aur

Dukandar se boli bhaiya aaisa sabun do

Jo kam se kam ghise aur jise lagane se

Chehre par lali aa jaye.

Dukandar: chootu madam ko ek

iet ka tukra de de.

Hindi funny joke – Sharma ji ki kanjusi nikali

Sharma ji ke parosh me bhagwan ki aarti ho rahi thi,

Aarti ki thali jab sharma ji ke samne aai to,

Sharma ji ne apni jeb se das ka fata chita note chupke se nikal ke dal diya ki koi dekhe na,

Waha bahut jayada hi bhid tha,

Tabhi sharma ji ke piche se ek aunty ne sharma ji ka pith thap thapate huwe 2000 ka note unki taraf badhaya,

Sharma ji ne o note thali me dal diye,

Bahar nikalne pe sharma ji ne un aunty ko dhanybad kaha,

To auntu ne bataya ki jab aap 10 rupee ka note nikal rahe thi to aapke jeb se 2000 ka note gir gaya tha, o note aap ka hi tha

 

Sharma ji behosh

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