Ladka Ladki Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

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Ladki Naughty Hindi Jokes – Kathe Pe Ladki

Ek Kothe pe police ka chapa padhta hai to

Kafi ladkiya pakdhi jati hai..

Police Unn Ladkiyo ki Bahar Line me Khada Karti hai..

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Ek Bhudhiya ek ladki se puchti hai..

Yaha line kyu lagi hai..

Ladki : Aam Bat raha hai yaha ..

Budhi bhi line me lag jati hai..

Jab Police Budhiya ke paas aati hai to ..

Police : Kya Aama Ap bhi..

Budhiya : Bidhi Hu to kya huwa .. chush to sakti hu na….

Boy Girl Non Veg Jokes – Sawal Jabab

Girl ( Boy se ) : Ye batao Bus Ladka hai ya ladki..

Boy : Ladki hai !1

Girl : Kaise !!

Boy : Kyu ki sab uspe chadhte hai..

Girl : Fir Bus ko bacha kyu nahi hota..

Boy : Kyu ki sab uske piche se chadhte hai..

Girl : Conductor aur drive to aage se chadte hai..

Boy : Unhone cap paahna hota hai..

 

Ladka Ladki – Funny Hindi Non Veg Joke

Ek ladke ka land bahut chota tha..

Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..

Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..

Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..

Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

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Line Me Ladka Ladki – Non Veg Hindi Joke

Line me Ladki Ke piche ek ladhka khada tha..

Ladki Ki gand dekh kar Lakde ka khada ho gya..

Ladki (Ladke se) : Thodha piche hoke khade ho..

Ladka : Kya Karu Piche se dhakka aaraha hai..

Ladki : 21 sal hu .. Gand mare ne aur dhakka marne me farak janti hu..

Ashleel ishare – Naughty Boy Girl Hindi Jokes

Ek gungi ladki apne chuche nikal ke ek behare ladke ki isara kar rahi thi..

Ladka bhi Apna ghanta nikal ke halane laga..

Batao wo kya isare kar rahe hai.

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Ladki puch rahi hai ki dudh wala kab aayega …

Ladka bata raha hai ek ghante me aayega..

Girl Boy Hindi Joke – Ladki Ka Heater

Ek Couple Kamre me akele soo rahe the..

Boy :  Mujhe bahut thand lag rahi hai..

Girl : Mere dono heater to pakad lo ..

Boy : Mujhe abhi bhi thand lag rahi hai..

Girl : Abe niche apna pluck to laga pahle…

Ladki Hindi Joke – Rikshe Se Gir Gai

Ek 18 ladki rikse se ja rahi thi..

Usne scut ke niche panty nahi pahni thi..

Achanak se wo riske se gir gai ..aur uski scut uper ho gya..

Uske fatak se scut niche kar le..

Rikse wale ko dekh ke ladki boli :

Dekha meri furti ..

Rikshewala : Madam hamare yaha to isse fuddi bolte haii

Pappu Hindi Jokes – Ladki Ka HeadLight

Barish me bus stand pe khada pappu

Ek ladki ke nipple ko dekh raha tha..

Pappu : Teri head light jal rahi hai..

Ladki : Bijli to meri lag rahi hai … tu jana..

Pappu : Par load to mere khambho me aaraha hai ….

Ladki Susu karne Ki jagah – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek ladke ko susu karne ki jagah nahi mil rahi thi..

Tabhi waha se ek ladhki gujari..

Ladke ne ladhki se pucha..

Mujhe Susu Karne ki Jagaha dikhao..

Ladki sarmate huwe boli : Pahle aap dikhao,

Fir mai dikhaugi

Madam Ki Chaddi – Teacher Naughty Joke

Class ki madam ne ek ladki ki pucha..

Tum 2 din se school kyu nahi aarahi thi..

Madam mere pass ek hi chaddi hai

Parso barish me meri chadi gili ho gai thi ,,, to nahi aai mai..

Teacher : Acha fir kal kyu nahi aai thi..

Ladki : Mai kal school aarahi thi.. par raste me dekha ki aapke chat pe aap ki chaddi sukh rahi thi

To ghar wapis laut gai..

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