Ladka Ladki Non veg Hindi Jokes

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Sabse Jaya Dard Madam Girl Boy Non Veg Joke

12th ke ladke ladki ke class me madam sawal puchti hai

“Batao sabse jyada dard kab hota hai”

Girl : Madam Jab Bacha paida hota hai tab !!

Boy : No Mam , Behen ki lodi ne kabhi aand pe laat nahi khai

Ladki Ko Ulti – Naughty Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

Pappu Hindi Jokes – Ladki Ka HeadLight

Barish me bus stand pe khada pappu

Ek ladki ke nipple ko dekh raha tha..

Pappu : Teri head light jal rahi hai..

Ladki : Bijli to meri lag rahi hai … tu jana..

Pappu : Par load to mere khambho me aaraha hai ….

Ladki Ka Chota – Naughty Hindi Joke

Ek ladki apne chote chucho se pareshan thi..

Usne FLipCart pe Chuche bache karne Machine Dekhi..

Usne Oreder Kar ke mangwa liya..

Jab usne Dabba khola to usme lanse tha..

Aur babbe pe badhe badhe aksharo me likha ka..

Behen Ki L*dhi dhup me mat istemaal kariyo

Ladki Naughty Hindi Joke – Kata Kyu Nahi

Ek Jawan Ladki Ka Rape Ho gya..

News walo ne ladki se pucha ..

Jab rape karne wale ne aapke muh me de rah tha to aapne uska kata kyu nahi..

Ladki : Mai pure Jan hu … Laura Lahsan Nahi khati..

Girl ne Chusha – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Ek madam 12th ki girls Ki class me reproduction ka chapter padha rahi thi

Madam : Ladkiyo karne time condom ka istemal karna

Safty rahegi Aur maza bhi utana hi aayega..

Ek laadki Jisne kar rakha tha … bolti hai..

Madam aapne kabhi raskule ko polythin me dal ke chusa hai..

Kitna maza aata hai..

Naughty Hindi Joke SMS – 12 inch ka candom

Ek ladki chemist ki dukan me jake bolti hai :

“12 inch ka candom hai ”

Dukandar : “Ji ha hai , kitne dedu”

Ladki : Ji mujhe nahi chahiye,

Ye lijiye mera number,

Jo bhi ye comdom kharidane aaye usse mera number de dena

Naughty Pappu Hindi Joke – Pappu ka huwa khada

Pappu ko sarak  pe bahut hi khubsurat ladki dikhi..

Usse dekhte hi pappu ka land khada ho gya..

Pappu ka khada land ladki nedekh liya..

Pappu ( Ladki Se ) : Tumhare paas ye hai..

Ladki : Nahi

Pappu : Mera lelo..

Naughty Funny Hindi Joke – Gaon Ki ladki

Gaon Ki Ladki apne boyfriend se boli :

“Tum ek dam madhar Chod lag rahe ho”

Ladka : Ye kya bol rahi hai..

Ladki : Wo bolte hai Na ek bam Mard lag rahe ho..

Ladka: Behen ki lodi..Wo madharch*d nahi macho hota hai..

Bedroom Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladka jawan jadki se puchta hai

Ladka : Tum kitne saal ki ho

Ladki : 20 saal ki..

Aur tum kitne sal ke ho ?

Ladka : 20 saal ka ..

Chalo 20-20 ka match khelte hai

Ladki : Abhi 4 din ruk jao..

Ladka : Kyu ?

Ladki : Abhi Pitch kharab hai..

 

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