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Biology Teacher Funny Jokes Science Class

School me biology ka prectical chal raha tha..

Teacher ne ek chidiya ki tang kat ke pappu ko dikhai..

Aur Pucha : “Bata o ye kiski tang hai”

Pappu : Sir me sirf tang dekh ke kaise bata sakta hu ki kiski tang hai..

Teacher : Chup raho..tumhe kuch nahi pata…

apna nam bata…zero number lagata hu..

Pappu (Gusse me) : Ye dekhiye meri tang …ab nam aur roll number khud hi pata kar lijiye,,,,,

Teacher Pappu Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Teacher Pappu se ek sawa; puchate hai..

Pappu batao satay aur bharam me kya ¬†farak hai…

Pappu : Sir aap jo class me padhate hi wo satay hai…

Par aap ka aisa sochna ki hum samjh rahe hai…wo bharam hai

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Teacher Behosh

Class Madam And School Student Funny Jokes

Science ki class me madam ne sawal pucha..

Madam : Bacho batao jab bijli jamati hai to

chamal pahli dikhai deti hai aur kardne ki aawaj bad me sunai deti hai,,,

Pappu : Kyu ki madam hamari aankhe aage hoti hai aur kan piche !!

Pappu Teacher Best Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ; Choti madhu-makkhi tumhe kya deti hai???

Pappu ; Sahad….

Teacher ; Patli bakri???

Pappu ; Dudh….

Teacher ; Aur moti bhains???

Pappu ; Homework

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De….Thappad pe thappad

Best Pati Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pati (apne dost se):  Mujhe bahut chintaa ho rahi hai yaar,

Baarish shuru ho gayi hai aur meri Patni bazaar gayi hui hai

Dost : Chintaa ki kya baat hai..? wo kisi dukaan par ruk jayegi

Pati : Isi baat ki to chintaa hai ki woh kisi dukaan par naa ruk jaye

Saitan Pappu Funny Jokes – Pappu Samaj Seva

Sardar : Beta, aaj tume kaunsa acha kaam kiya ?

Pappu : Maine apne 5 dosto ke saath milkar ek bujurg (old age) mahila ko sadak paar karayi..

Sardar : ye to achi baat hain, lekin is chote se kaam ke liye 5 log kyun lage ?

Beta : Kyunki woh mahila sadak paar nahi karna chahti thi

Pappu ka Homework – Pappu Hindi Joke

Teacher : Pappu tumhara home work kaha hai ?

Pappu : Mam , o to kutta kha gya ?

Teacher : Mai itne salo se padha rahi hu,

Mujhe bevkuf samjha hai kya ?

Pappu : Ye sach bat hai mam,

Maine kafi force kiya usse ,

Tb kya usne mera HomeWork !!!

Girlfriend i love you – hunny funny joke

Boyfriend : I Love you …..
Girlfriend : Agar tujhe mai i love you too bol du to ?
Boyfriend : Main khushi khushi jaan de dunga ……
Girlfriend : Jaa nahi kehti mai ….. Jee le apni zindgi….