Pathan Sardar Funny Urdu Jokes

Pathan Sindhi Comedy Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pathan : Kal ek pahalwan ne mere bhai ko pit diya..

mujhe pata chala to mai sidha pahalwan ke ¬†ghar ghus gya…

Sindhi : Fir kya huwa…

Pathan : Wahi huwa jo mere bhai ke sath huwa….

Bahut mara sale ne..

Pathan Ki Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan (apni begam se) : Hamari ladki ka kahi chakkar chal raha hai..

Biwi : Aapko aise pata..

Pathan : Kuch dino se mujhse ye paise nahi mang rahi..

Iska boyfriend isse deta hoga..

Biwi : Hey Bagwan yani wo ladka pathan nahi hai…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 1 baje pathan ki begam bolati hai

suniye ji.. almari ke piche koi chor chupa hai …

Pathan : Agar uske paas hathiyar huwa to..

Biwi : Aap ka to insurance hai par

gahano ka nahi

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Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam ¬†ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

 

 

Best Pathan Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Pathan raat ko sone hi wala tha tabhi..

usse ek call aai..

Phone uthaya to udhar se ek ladki ne bola :

“Mai tainu samjhawa ki… na tere bina lagda ji…

Pathan : To Shadi kar lo mujhse…

Ladki : Iss dhun ko caller tune set karne ke liye 2 dabaiye…………….

hahahahaha…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan Aapne biwi ke kabar pe

pankha chala ke jor jor se ro raha tha…

Ek aadhmi ne bola : Kya pyar hai inka..

Pathan : Payar wayar kuch nahi hai..

meri biwi nw bola tha …meri kabar ki mitti sukhe tabhi shadi karna…

Aur sala kyu roj char balti pani kabar pe dal jata hai…

 

Pathan Insulting Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Pathan ne amrudh kharida to usme se kidha nikala..

Pathan : Isme to kidha hai…

Amrudh wala : Ye to kismat ki bat hai..

Kya pata agali bar motercycle bhi nikal jaye..

Pathan : 2 kilo dedo fir to..

Most Funny Pathan Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan ne lassi ki dukan lagai..

Grahak : Aree lassi me to makhi hai..

Pathan : Dil badha rakh lale ki jan..

ye choti se jan teri kitni lassi pi jayegi…

Pathan Sindhi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan ek kanjus sindhi dost ke shadi me gya..

Waha usse bar bar pani parosha ja raha tha..

Pathan ghusse me aake bola..

Pani gale me atak raha thi..

Biryani milegi kya… gala saaf karne ko

Funny Sardar Pathan Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Sardar : Yar 2012 tak duniya ho jayegi..

Pathan : Nahi hone wali..

Sardar : Tu pakka kaise kah sakta hai..

Pathan : Maine aaj hi ek washing mashin liya hai…

Jiski warrenty 2014 tak hai…

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