Pathan Sardar Funny Urdu Jokes

Pathan Sindhi Comedy Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pathan : Kal ek pahalwan ne mere bhai ko pit diya..

mujhe pata chala to mai sidha pahalwan ke  ghar ghus gya…

Sindhi : Fir kya huwa…

Pathan : Wahi huwa jo mere bhai ke sath huwa….

Bahut mara sale ne..

Pathan Ki Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan (apni begam se) : Hamari ladki ka kahi chakkar chal raha hai..

Biwi : Aapko aise pata..

Pathan : Kuch dino se mujhse ye paise nahi mang rahi..

Iska boyfriend isse deta hoga..

Biwi : Hey Bagwan yani wo ladka pathan nahi hai…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 1 baje pathan ki begam bolati hai

suniye ji.. almari ke piche koi chor chupa hai …

Pathan : Agar uske paas hathiyar huwa to..

Biwi : Aap ka to insurance hai par

gahano ka nahi

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Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

 

 

Funny Pathan Aur Begam Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Raat ke 2 baje pathan ke begam ka phone bajha..

pathan ne begam ka phone dekha to message tha : “Beautifull”

Pathan gusse se lal ho gya…

Usne ussi time begam ko uthaya…

Pathan : Ye tumhe kaun beautifull likhkar message kar raha haiii…

Biwi ghabara gai …aur phone dekh gali..

Fir chilla ke bolli… aree bevkuf “Beautifull” nahi “Battary full likha hai”

Pathan And Boss Funny Jokes Cousin Ki Shadi

Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

Pathan V/S Sardar Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Sardar : Ye le mithai kha..

Pathan : Aaj tu mithai kyu khila raha hai..

Sardar : Mera schooter Kho gya hai..

Pathan : To isme khusi wali kya bat hai,,,,

Sardar : Khushi ki to bat hai…

Soch agar me schooter me hota to mai bhi kho jata…

thanks god mai bach gya…

Pathan Sardar Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek Pathan bina chhilka uthare kela kha raha tha..

Sardar ne bola : Chilka to utar leta…

Pathan : Chilka utarne ki kua jarurat..

Mujhe viswash hai andar kela hi hoga….

Best Pathan Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Pathan raat ko sone hi wala tha tabhi..

usse ek call aai..

Phone uthaya to udhar se ek ladki ne bola :

“Mai tainu samjhawa ki… na tere bina lagda ji…

Pathan : To Shadi kar lo mujhse…

Ladki : Iss dhun ko caller tune set karne ke liye 2 dabaiye…………….

hahahahaha…

Pathan Ki Biwi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pathan Aapne biwi ke kabar pe

pankha chala ke jor jor se ro raha tha…

Ek aadhmi ne bola : Kya pyar hai inka..

Pathan : Payar wayar kuch nahi hai..

meri biwi nw bola tha …meri kabar ki mitti sukhe tabhi shadi karna…

Aur sala kyu roj char balti pani kabar pe dal jata hai…

 

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