Pati patni funny hindi joke

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Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Whatsapp Jokes

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..

Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..

Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…

Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…

Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

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Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes

Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..

Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..

Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge

Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii

Sarabi Pati Aur Patni Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Ek adami daru  pike der raat ghar aaya..

Darwaja khatkhataya to biwi ne dardarwaja nahi khole..

Sarabi : Ek khubsurat ladki ke liye

gulab ka ful laya hu..

Biwi ne fat se darwaja khol diya..

Biwi : kaha hai gulab ka ful ?

Sarabi Pati : Khubsurat ladki bhi kaha hai ….

Pati Patni Ladai Jokes Hindi Funny Chutkile

Wife : Jara kitchen se namak la dena..

Husband : Yaha to koi namak nahi hai !!!

Wife : Tum to andhe ho ..

Kamchor ho ek number ke..

Koi bhi kam dhang se nahi hota..

Mujhe pata tha aaisa hi bologe tum … to mai namak pahle hi le aai..

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Pati wahi behosh ho gya

Pagal Pati Patni Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Patni : Agar mujh kuch ho gya to tum kya karoga ?

Pati : Mai to pagal ho jauga !!!

Patni : Dusari sadi to nahi karoge ?

Pati : Ab pagal ka kya bharosga….

Kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Pati Patni Anniversary Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Patni (Pati Ke Birthday pe) : Bolo ji aap kya gift loge ?

pati : Gift nahi chahiye ..

bas kabhi kabhi pyar se dekh liya kar..

2 bate pyar se kar liya kar..

kabhi kabhi todhi izzat kar liya kar..

Patni (1 min sochane ke bad) :

Nahi mai gift hi dungi !!!

Kanjus Pati Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Kanjoos pati haath me blade maar raha tha

Biwi : Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji???

Kanjoos pati : Dettol ki seeshi tut gayi hai

kahi dettol barbad naa ho jaye ..

Laa teri bhi ungli kaat du

Kanjush Pati Patni Aur Parosi Funny Jokes

Pati (patni ko aawaz lagate hue)

“Aaj mere sir mein bahut dard ho raha hai…

zara padosh wale sharma ji ke ghar se vicks ki dibbi to maang lana….

Patni : “Arey woh nahi denge”

Pati : Saale ek number ke kanjoos hai….
Chalo main apni hi nikaal leta hu……

meri table ki daraaz mein padi hai

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