Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta And Chutkule

Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

Santa Banta Best Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..

Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to

sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..

Santa : Kaha yar..

Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi

koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

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Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes Ever & Chutkule

Santa ( Bnata se ) :

Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …

Banta : Par kyu ??

Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..

Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..

mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….

yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..

Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…

Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Santa Ki Biwi Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..

Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..

Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..

Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..

ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Santa Banta Conversation Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata

ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..

Aisa kyu ???

Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..

Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…

Santa Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…

Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..

Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..

Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …

Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..

Banta : Fir kya huwa ?

Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Santa Banta Ki Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!

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