Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Funny Santa Ki Patni Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Jadugar : Mai tumhari patni ko 2 tukade me bat dunga..

Santa : Kya kar raha hai bhai…

Ek to sambhalti nahi..

Aur tu 2 karne chala hai…

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Latest Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa (Dost se) : Maine apni girlfriend se wada kiya tha ki..

mai uske liye koi bhi taklif sah sakta hu….

yaha tak ki mai narak ka rasata bhi tay kar sakta hu..

Dost : To tune wada pura kiya…

Santa : Han maine usse shadi kar li…

New Santa Banta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Judge : Pappu sach sach batao accidant kaise huwa..

Tumne bus kaise nadi me gira di..

Santa : Saha Mujhe nahi pata,,,

Ye sawal kai log mujhase puch chuke hai…

par jab ye accidant huwa mai so raha tha..

Santa Ki Biwi Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..

Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..

Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..

Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..

ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

Santa Banta Conversation Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa : Yar banta ek bat bata

ye vote dalane ki umar 18 aur shadi ki 21 ..

Aisa kyu ???

Banta : Kyu ki sarkar ko bhi pata hai..

Desh sambhalna aashan hai …Par biwi nahi…

Santa Ki Pitai Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar gya to to santa ko

patiyo me bandha huwa bed pe padha paya…

Banta : Yar ye kya hal bana rakha hai..

Santa : Kuch nahi yar kol 10 logo ki bhidh ke mujhe mil ke pita..

Banta : fir tune kuch bola nahi …

Santa : Bala na.. maine bola…dam hai to ek ek karke aao..

Banta : Fir kya huwa ?

Santa : Fir kya hoga… salo ne fir mujhe ek ek karke pita !!!

Santa Banta Ki Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!


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