Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa Banta Ki Funny Bate Hindi Jokes

Santa : Yar ye automatically ka matlb kya hota hai ?

Banta : Dekh simple hai

jab koi takli aurat auto me jaye to

log usse dekh kar kahte hai auto-me-takali  !!!

Santa Banta Aur Chor Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya..

Banta : Par tere paas to 2-2 bandukhe hai..

Santa : Ha to maine unhe chupa li..

warna wo unhe bhi loot leta….

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Jokes For Kids & Chutkule

Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..

Par santa khush nahi tha..

Santa udash tha..

Banta :  Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..

Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….

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Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ladai Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa (Banta se) : kafi log ek se jyada biwiyaan rakhte hai,

kya tum iska asar jante ho???

Banta : Haa, ek se jyda biwiyaan rakhne ka ek fayda hai ,

woh apni pati se ladne ki bajaye aapas mein hi ladti rahengi

Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,

samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..

ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya

Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :

Main to aaya hi nahi tha

Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes And Chutkule

Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

Santa Ki Girlfriend Best Funny Jokes And SMS

Santa : Yar.. mai aur meri girlfriend

sadi kar rahe hai..

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Banta : Kab ?

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Santa : Mai 14 june aur

meri girlfriend 20 june ,,,..

Santa Banta Best Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Santa :  Meri jo adhuri iksha puri karega

mai usse 1 lakh rupee dunga..

Banta : Kya hai tumhari iksha ?

Santa : Mujhe 2 lakh rupee chahiye

Best Santa Banta Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Puls polio ki team santa ke ghar aai

Santa (Biwi se) : Bandukh Aur Kartush kaha hai :

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Team bhagi..

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Santa ne piche se aawaj lagai !!!

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Ruko..

Ruk jao…

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Ye mere bacho ke nam hai..

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

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