Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa Banta Aur Chor Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya..

Banta : Par tere paas to 2-2 bandukhe hai..

Santa : Ha to maine unhe chupa li..

warna wo unhe bhi loot leta….

Santa Banta Ke Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes

Santa (Banta se ) : Yar banta ek sawal ka jabab de !!!

Banta : Puch …

Santa : Hum logo ko pata nahi shadi karne ke nuksan

fir bhi hum shadi kyu karte hai ?

Banta : Dekh bhai… shadi ke bad aadami swag gya to usse

rahat aur aanand ka anubhav hota hai..

Par wo narak gya tha usse ghar wali hi feeling aayegi waha..

dono me adami ka fayada hai…

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..

Par santa khush nahi tha..

Santa udash tha..

Banta :  Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..

Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….

Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ladai Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa (Banta se) : kafi log ek se jyada biwiyaan rakhte hai,

kya tum iska asar jante ho???

Banta : Haa, ek se jyda biwiyaan rakhne ka ek fayda hai ,

woh apni pati se ladne ki bajaye aapas mein hi ladti rahengi

Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,

samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..

ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya

Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :

Main to aaya hi nahi tha

Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes And Chutkule

Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

Santa Ki Girlfriend Best Funny Jokes And SMS

Santa : Yar.. mai aur meri girlfriend

sadi kar rahe hai..

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Banta : Kab ?

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Santa : Mai 14 june aur

meri girlfriend 20 june ,,,..

Santa Banta Best Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Santa :  Meri jo adhuri iksha puri karega

mai usse 1 lakh rupee dunga..

Banta : Kya hai tumhari iksha ?

Santa : Mujhe 2 lakh rupee chahiye

Best Santa Banta Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Puls polio ki team santa ke ghar aai

Santa (Biwi se) : Bandukh Aur Kartush kaha hai :

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Team bhagi..

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Santa ne piche se aawaj lagai !!!

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Ruko..

Ruk jao…

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Ye mere bacho ke nam hai..

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai


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