Santa Banta Aur Chor Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Santa : Kal raat ko mujhe ek chor ne chaku dikha ke lut liya..
Banta : Par tere paas to 2-2 bandukhe hai..
Santa : Ha to maine unhe chupa li..
warna wo unhe bhi loot leta….
Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
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Santa Banta Ke Sawal Jabab Funny Jokes
Santa (Banta se ) : Yar banta ek sawal ka jabab de !!!
Banta : Puch …
Santa : Hum logo ko pata nahi shadi karne ke nuksan
fir bhi hum shadi kyu karte hai ?
Banta : Dekh bhai… shadi ke bad aadami swag gya to usse
rahat aur aanand ka anubhav hota hai..
Par wo narak gya tha usse ghar wali hi feeling aayegi waha..
dono me adami ka fayada hai…
Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Santa ke ghar 15 sal bad bacha huwa..
Par santa khush nahi tha..
Santa udash tha..
Banta : Kya huwa.. tu khush nahi hai..
Santa : Yar 15 sal bacha huwa …aur wo bhi ittu sa….
Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ladai Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa (Banta se) : kafi log ek se jyada biwiyaan rakhte hai,
kya tum iska asar jante ho???
Banta : Haa, ek se jyda biwiyaan rakhne ka ek fayda hai ,
woh apni pati se ladne ki bajaye aapas mein hi ladti rahengi
Santa Aur Uska Dost Funny Jokes & Chutkule
Santa ko uske dost ne apne ghar 8 baje khane par bulaya,
samay par jab santa doat ke ghar pahuncha to dekha darwaze par taala laga hua hai aur…..
ek kaagaz chipka hua tha jispar likha tha : Maine tumhe bevkuf banaya
Santa ne foran hoshiyaari dikhate hue us line ke niche likha :
Main to aaya hi nahi tha
Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes And Chutkule
Santa baal katake aaya ….
Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??
Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the
to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de
Santa Ki Girlfriend Best Funny Jokes And SMS
Santa : Yar.. mai aur meri girlfriend
sadi kar rahe hai..
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Banta : Kab ?
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Santa : Mai 14 june aur
meri girlfriend 20 june ,,,..
Santa Banta Best Comedy Jokes In Hindi
Santa : Meri jo adhuri iksha puri karega
mai usse 1 lakh rupee dunga..
Banta : Kya hai tumhari iksha ?
Santa : Mujhe 2 lakh rupee chahiye
Best Santa Banta Jokes And Funny Chutkule
Puls polio ki team santa ke ghar aai
Santa (Biwi se) : Bandukh Aur Kartush kaha hai :
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Team bhagi..
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Santa ne piche se aawaj lagai !!!
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Ruko..
Ruk jao…
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Ye mere bacho ke nam hai..
Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule
Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.
Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam
alag alag kyu likha hai..
Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki
Humne cheating Ki hai
