Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa In Bank Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Bank Manager : Cash Khatam ho gya hai kal aana !!

Santa : Par Mujhe To aaj Hi Chahiye …

Bank manager : Dekhi aap ghussa mat ki jiye

Santi se bat kariyo..

Santa : Thik hai lao apne santi ki..

Ussi se bat karta hui

Santa Funny Joke – Santa Air Force Me

Santa : Mummy main bade hokar airforce main jaunga

Aur apne ghar ke upar se plane udaunga

Mummy : Mujhe kaise pata chalega ki woh tumhara plane hain?

Santa : Main ghar par bomb gira ke jaunga

Santa Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne black board par

Ek sentence likha aur pucha…

“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”

Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…

Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-

“Sir,truck driver ne

Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

Santa Banta Bejti Jokes – Mera Paroshi

Banta ki wife : khidki mein parda lagwa do,

Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki kosish karta hain..

Banta : Ek baar thik se dekh lene de,

Phir woh khud hi parda lagwa lega..

Santa Funny Jokes – Santa Pe giri Bijali

Santa par bijli ka taar gir gaya,

Santa tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak…..

Usey yaad aaya bijli to 2 din se band hai ,

Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
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Saala, yaad nahi aata
To mar hi jata

Judge Funny Jokes – Santa Ka Mukadama

Pappu driver ban gaya

Judge : Bus khaai mein kaise giri,sari sawari mar gayi??

Pappu : Sahab,mujhe nahi pata,

Judge : kya? Par gaadi to tum hi chala rahe the

Pappu : Haa, par usdin conductor nahi aaya tha,

Toh main ticket banane piche chala gaya,

JUDGE BEHOSH

Best Santa Jokes In Hindi – Shauchalaya ke Fayade

Teacher : Batao ghar me shauchalaya banne se kya laabh hua

Santa : Ab ghar se dur nahi jana padta

Teacher : Saabash aur kya fayde hain

Santa : sir aur aagey nahi sarakana padta


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