Santa Teacher Funny Hindi Jokes

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Best Friend And Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi

Teacher : Tumhari girlfriend aur best friend pani me dub rahe hai..

tum pahle kisse bachao ge..

Santa : Kisi ko bhi nahi !!

Teacher : Kyu ?

Santa : Wo dono pani me ek sath kar kya rahe the …..

Master Ji Naughty Hindi Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Master Ji (Santa Ji) : Bacho usse admi ka nam batao

jiko apne sarir pe sabse jayada control !!

Santa :  Sunny Leon Ka camera man !!!

Teacher : Wah kya bacha hai.. Jara mere paas aana..

Fir kya tha de thapadh de thapadh !!

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

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Ladki Fasane Ka Tarika Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa (Banta Se) :  Banta tujhe ladki fasana aata hai kya..

Banta : Ha Atta Hai..

Santa : Sikha Na mujhe bhi..

Banta : Sun, Bahut Asaan hai..

Pahle to ek kagaj le..

Aur class me teacher mar uss kagaj se..

Phir Job madam puche to Ladki ka nam laga diyo..

Bas fas gai ladki…

Santa Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne black board par

Ek sentence likha aur pucha…

“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”

Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…

Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-

“Sir,truck driver ne

Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

Best Santa Jokes In Hindi – Shauchalaya ke Fayade

Teacher : Batao ghar me shauchalaya banne se kya laabh hua

Santa : Ab ghar se dur nahi jana padta

Teacher : Saabash aur kya fayde hain

Santa : sir aur aagey nahi sarakana padta

Teacher Student Ke Chutkule – Hindi Joke

Teacher class me santa se sawal puchta hai.

Teacher: Agar samunder me nimbu ka pedh ho to tum nimbu kaise todoge.

Santa: Mai chidiya bankar todh lungaa.

Teacher: Tujhe chidiya kya tera baap banayega.

Santa: To samundar me pedh aapka baap lagayega.

 

Santa Aur Uski Teacher – Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa class me, apni teacher se

Santa: madam ji, wo gandhi ji ke sar

Par bal baal kyu nahi the.

Teacher: Beta, wo hamesa sach bolte the isliye.

Santa: Acha to mai ab samjha ki tu aurato

Ke sar par itne baal kyu hai.

Girlfriend Se Kiss – Santa Funny Hindi Joke

Teacher : Kal school kyu nahi aaye the..

Santa : Girlfriend se milne gaya tha..

Teacher : Kiss liye ?

Santa : Yes sir !!

Teacher : Maine pucha kiss liye ?

Santa : ha sir bahut sare liye ..

Teacher Santa se pucha – hindi funny joke

 

Class me teacher science padha rahi thi !!

” Jindi rahane ke liya kya jaruri hai ”

Teacher : “Santa tum bata jinda rahne ke liye kya jaruri hai ?”

Santa : ” Madam mujhe nahi pata “,

Teacher : Jo aata hai bol do !!

Santa : jinda rahne ke liye teri kasam …

Ek mulakat jaruri hai sanam..

Teacher : Bahar jake murga bao jao !!

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