Shaadi Funny Hindi Jokes – Shadi Jokes

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Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

Dusari Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Yar mera ek dost dusri bar shadi kar raha hai..

Banta : Kyu uska divose ho gya hai kya..

Santa : Nahi toh ..

Banta : Fir ….

Santa : Uski pahli shadi ke pic pe facebook pe kam likes mile the isiliye..

Ladka Ladki Shadi whatsapp Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ladke wale ladki dekhane gaye..

Ladke ka pita : Waise to hamare ladke me koi kami nahi hai..

bas hasta hai to dat bhadhe lagte hai..

Ladki ka pita : Tension mat lijiye…

meri beti husko hasne ka moka hi nahi degi..

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Pathan And Boss Funny Jokes Cousin Ki Shadi

Boss : 15 din ki chutti kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Mere cousin ki sadi hai..

Boss : cousin ki shadi me 15 din kyu chahiye..

Pathan : Kyu ki shadi mere shath hai…

Funny Shadi Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

 

Shadi Purposal Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Tujhe do ladkiya purpose kare to tu kisse shaadi karega??

Banta : Main dono ki kushti karwaunga aur jo haaregi usse shaadi karunga…


Santa : Haarne wali se kyu??


Banta : Kyunki shaadi ke baad woh mujhe kam pitegi

Girl Boy Shadi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula

Darwaza kholte hi

Girl : Parso meri shaadi hai,

ab kyu aaye ho meri zindgi me wapas???

Boy : Tent lagane ka aur cattering ka order humko hi mila hai..

Kaam- dhandha bhi chhod de kya??

Girlfriend Boyfriend Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..

Girlfriend : Saadi Ki bad mai Tumhar sare dukh bat lungi..

Boyfriend : Par mujhe to koi koi dukh hi nahin hai…

Girlfriend : Mai saadi ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu..

Pappu Funny Jokes – Dusari Shadi Jokes

Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Maa : Bolo beta

Pappu : Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa : Badhai ho, Ladka hua ya Ladki

Pappu : Naa ladka hua , naa ladki, maine dusri shaadi karli

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu ki Shadi

Papa (Pappu se) : Beta agar sasural wale scooter de to car mangna,

Dukaan de to ghar mangna,

Cooler de to AC mangn

Pappu (papa se) : Agar wo ladki de to kya uski maa mangu

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