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Kamina Ladka Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes SMS

Ladka : Tumhara nam kya hai,,

Ladki : Mina…..

Aur tumhana nam kya hai

Ladka : Kamina

Ladki : Hat pagal… kamina kaisa nam hai..

Ladka : 2 Ghante sath bhaith ja,,

khud bolegi..pura kamina hai…Gir

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend New Funny Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath coffee house coffee pine gaya..

Pappu : Jaldi pilo coffee warna thandhi ho jayegi..

Girlfriend : To kya huwa..

Pappu : Tumne rate nahi dekha kya..

Coffee 15 rupee aur Cold Coffee 50 rupee

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Vakil Aur Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Vakil ne ek bahut hi kubsurat ladki se court me sawal kiya

Vakil : Parso raat tum kaha thi..

Ladki : Mai ek paroshi ke sath ghumne gai thi…

Vakil : To aap kal raat kaha thi..

Ladki : Kal bhi mai ek dusare padosi ke sath ghumane gai thi..

Vakil : To aap aaj raat kya kar rahi hai…

Dusara Vakil bich me hi bola : Objection myload mai ye sawal pahale hi puch chuka hu…

Pappu Aur Boss Funny SMS Jokes Hindi

Ek bar pappu ne boss ko ghar bulaya..

Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..

Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..

Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..

Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…

Husband Wife Birthday Gift Funny Jokes & SMS

Patni (pati se) : Maine to pane janam din pe

tumse Car mangi thi..

to tumne mujhe diamond ring lake kyu di..

Pati : Ab mai car nakali kaha se lata >…..

Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..

Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..

Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..

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Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..

Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..

Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to

aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…

Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Funny Shayari Hindi Jokes & Funny Shayari SMS

Funny shayri in hindi

Balo me ful laga ke aai hai..

Chehre se dupatta hata ke aai hai..

Kisi ne pucha badhi kubsurat lag rahi hai..

Maine bola shayad aaj naha ke aai hai..

 

Shayari in hindi funny

Sitaro me aap ,baharo me aap, Fizao me aap ..

Hawawo me aap, Dhup me aap, chaoon me aap..

Sach hi suna hai aat mao ka thikana nahi hota..

 

 

Comedy shayari

Ishq ke khayal bahut hai..

Ishq ke chehre bahut hai..

Sochte hai hum bhi karne ishq..

Par ishq me kharche bahut hai..

 

 

Funny hindi shayari

Ek shayar ne araj kiya..

Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Fir kisi ne kaha : Aap shayari to sunaiye fir aapko juto ki kami nahi hogi…

Dukandar And Ladki Funny Jokes & Hindi SMS

Ladki : Yeh lipstick kitni ki hai???

Dukandar : Satraha(17) rupee ki

Ladki : sattar??

Main pachaas(50) rupee se ek rupee bhi upar nahi dungi

Dukandar La: Behan, aapne galat suna ,
Maine sattar(70) nahi satrah(17) bola tha

Ladki : 12 rupee mein deni hai to baat karo

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