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Kamina Ladka Aur Girlfriend Funny Jokes SMS

Ladka : Tumhara nam kya hai,,

Ladki : Mina…..

Aur tumhana nam kya hai

Ladka : Kamina

Ladki : Hat pagal… kamina kaisa nam hai..

Ladka : 2 Ghante sath bhaith ja,,

khud bolegi..pura kamina hai…Gir

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Pappu Ki Girlfriend New Funny Jokes And SMS

Pappu apni girlfriend ke sath coffee house coffee pine gaya..

Pappu : Jaldi pilo coffee warna thandhi ho jayegi..

Girlfriend : To kya huwa..

Pappu : Tumne rate nahi dekha kya..

Coffee 15 rupee aur Cold Coffee 50 rupee

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Pappu Aur Boss Funny SMS Jokes Hindi

Ek bar pappu ne boss ko ghar bulaya..

Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..

Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..

Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse..

Pappu : Oyee chutiye bahar nikal…

Vakil Aur Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Vakil ne ek bahut hi kubsurat ladki se court me sawal kiya

Vakil : Parso raat tum kaha thi..

Ladki : Mai ek paroshi ke sath ghumne gai thi…

Vakil : To aap kal raat kaha thi..

Ladki : Kal bhi mai ek dusare padosi ke sath ghumane gai thi..

Vakil : To aap aaj raat kya kar rahi hai…

Dusara Vakil bich me hi bola : Objection myload mai ye sawal pahale hi puch chuka hu…

Husband Wife Birthday Gift Funny Jokes & SMS

Patni (pati se) : Maine to pane janam din pe

tumse Car mangi thi..

to tumne mujhe diamond ring lake kyu di..

Pati : Ab mai car nakali kaha se lata >…..

Idiot Friend Funny Jokes And Hindi SMS

Subah Naha do kar..Ache se tayar hoke..

Bhagwan ke samne khade hoke..

Aankhe band karke… Hath Jod ke bolna..

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Hey Prabhu Jab aap aakal bat rahe the …toh mai kaha tha !!!

Insulting SMS For Friends Hindi & Funny Jokes

Agar aap ko apna dimag ki jach karni ho to ye kare..

Ek gaye ke samne jake khade ho jaye..

Agar gaye aap ke paas aati hai to

aap ke dimag me bhusha bhara hai…

Aur aap ke paas nahi aati to aap ka dimag khali hai…

Dukandar And Ladki Funny Jokes & Hindi SMS

Ladki : Yeh lipstick kitni ki hai???

Dukandar : Satraha(17) rupee ki

Ladki : sattar??

Main pachaas(50) rupee se ek rupee bhi upar nahi dungi

Dukandar La: Behan, aapne galat suna ,
Maine sattar(70) nahi satrah(17) bola tha

Ladki : 12 rupee mein deni hai to baat karo

Gas Faat Funny Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS

Ek aurat doctor se : Mujhe gas ki problem hai
Par achi baat yeh hai ki meri gas mein naa badbu aati hain naa aawaj ,

Aapke clinic mein me bhi 10 baar gas chhod chuki hu
Par kisi ko pata nahi chala….

Doctor : Yeh dawai aur ek hafte din baad aana…

Ek hafte baad….

Aurat : Yeh aapne mujhe kaisi dawai de di??
Meri gas mein awaaj to nahi aa rahi
Par bahut zeharili badbu aa rahi hai…

Doctor : Bahut badhiya, aapki naaki thik ho gayi hai….
Ab hum aapke kaan ka ilaaj karenge

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