Majedar chutkule And Funny jokes In Hindi

Hindi ke majedar chutkule – Hindi majedar chutkule jokes

Varun : Yeh lo anaar khao

Alia : Nahi, anaar khane se sehat kharab ho jati hai

Varun : Yeh kisne kaha??

Alia : Arey sab kehte hai, 1 anaar 100 bimaar

 

 

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Vimaam yatra mein ek ladke ke sath wali seat par ek ladki baithi hui thi,

Ladka usse baat karne ke liye aatur ho raha tha

par samajh nahi paa raha tha ki baat kaise shuru kare,

aakhir usne galasaaf karte hue ladki se puch hi liya :

Excuse me…kya aap bhi isi vimaan se yatra kar rahi hai???

 

 

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Ek sardar ne maindhak se pucha ki kya sardaro mein dimag hota hai??

Maindhak bola : Nahi, aur paani me kud gaya…

Sardar pura din sochta raha isme suicide karne wali kya baat thi??

 

 

Majedar chutkule on facebook – Majedar chutkule santa banta

Santa ne apni gf ka naam blade se apne haath par likha…

thodi der baad woh zor-zor se rone laga

Banta : Kyu ro raha hai???

Santa : “yaar, spelling galat ho gayi”

 

 

Majedar chutkule whatsapp – Majedar naye chutkule

Ek ajnabi ne ek ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya…

ghar ka maalik bahar aaya to ajnabi ne kaha :

“shayad aap mujhe phehchaan nahi paa rahe hai….

aaj se 10 saal pehle aapne 10rs dekar meri help ki thi …….

Main aap ke us ehsaan ko aaj tak nahi bhula hu”

Ghar ka maalik bola : “Ohh…main to sach aap bhul gaye honge  ….

kya aap woh 10rs wapas karne aaye hai???

Ajnabi : Ji nahi, aisi koi baat nahi hai,

wo to main idhar se guzar raha tha to socha ke 10Rs aur leta chalu

 

 

Mazedar chutkule hindi me – New hindi majedar chutkule

Santa apne liye ladki dekhne gaya,

ladki ke baap ne santa ko ekaant mein ladki se baat karne ke liye bhej diya….

Santa ki samajh mein nahi aaya ki kya baat kare

Badi himmat karke usne pucha : “Behan ji, aap kitne bhai-behan ho??”

Ladki ne thandi saans bhar kar jawab diya : abhi tak to  hi the…..magar ab  3 ho gaye

 

 

Santa banta majedar chutkule hindi – Sardar ke majedar chutkule

Aurat haryana police wale se :

ji mera gharwala 5 din pejhle gobhi len gaya tha abhi tak ni aaya

Haryana police wala : pher ke hoya,

koi aur sabji bana le, jaruri hai gobhi banani

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