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Funny non veg suhagraat jokes

Pati suhagraat pe patni ke sath karna suru kiya

Aur enjoy karte huwe bola..

Janu ladka nikalu ya ladki..

Patni  : Bhosarike pahle jo dala hai o nikal..

Dard se meri gand fati ja rahi hai

 

 

Funny non veg suhagrat jokes

Suhagraat pe patni ache se santust nahi ho pati..

Subah uski behen puchati hai :

Suhagraat kaisi rahi teri..

Ladki : Kya batau tujhe ..

Ghar pravesh to kai bar huwe … lekin mere grah sant nahi huye.

 

 

Hot Desi suhagrat sms

Girlfriend : Ye suhagraat pe kya hota hai..

Boyfriend : Kuch nahi bas ,,,

3 number ke  jute me 7 number ka pair dalte hai..

Girlfriend : Fir kya hota hai ?

Boyfriend : Fir juta bada ho jata haii…

Juta 7 inch ka ho jata hai aur pair 3 inch ka

 

 

 

Hot indian suhagrat Jokes

Pappu ki sadi hone wali thi ..

Ussne socha ki shadi se pahe thodi masti ki jaye…

To Usne Call girl ko flat pe le jake masti ki..

Call Ne galti se pappu ka land hi kat liya..

Pappu bhaga bhaga doctor ke paas pahuch gya..

Doctor me bandage laga ke pappu ka land pack kar diya ek bad..

2 din bad jab sadi hue to pappu ki biwi bolti hai..

Ye Lo ye dam taji taji choot .. Aap ke liye hi rakha tha sambhal ke..

Pappu ne fat se fola … Tujhe tajhi ki bat kar rahi hai …

Ye dekh mera land .. Maine to packet bhi nahi khola abhi tak..

 

 

Hot suhagrat stories

Ladkiyo pe selfy ke itna bukhar chadha hai ki..

Suhagrat pe ladkiya karti hai to..’

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Ek selfy leke facebook pe status dalti hai ki..

Fuucking @ Suhagraat..

Feeling #GhachaGhach…

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Desi suhagraat stories and jokes

Ek Adami ki suhagraat thi…

Usne isse pahle kabhi nahi kiya tha

Wife ne pucha : Tumhe pata hai na kya karna hai

Pati : Nahi ..

Patni apne sare kapde utar ke bad pe dono tange faila ke let jati hai…

Patni : Tumhe pata hai na mai kya chahti hu..

Pati : Ha , Tu sali pure bed me akela sona chahti hai…

 

 

Indian suhagrat story and sms

Jeeto ne santa ko suhagraat pe 100 Condom gift kyu..

Santa jeeto ko nanga hi bed pe chhor ke bathroom me chala jata hai..

Kafi time hone ke bat bhi santa bahar nahi aaya to jeeto ne aawaja lagaya..

Santa : Bas hogya.. 97 laga liye hai bas 3 bache hai

 

 

Desi suhagrat kahani

Ek pathan ki suhagrat me light chali gai..

Usne nokar ko bola tu lanten pakad mai karte hu..

Nokar ne lanten pakade rakha aur pathan karne laga..

Thodi der bad pathan biwi se pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola nahi..

Pathan aur jor se karne laga..

Pathana ne fir pucha maza aaya..

Biwi ne fir bola nahi..

Pathan ne nokar ko bola :

” Mai lanten padhta hu tu kar aake”
Nokar karna suru kiya..

Pathan ne puch biwi se ab maza aaya..

Biwi ne bola ..haaa

Pathan ne nnokar ko jor se data :

“Dekh bevkuf lanten aaise pakadhte hai”

 

 

Suhagraat manane ka tarika jokes

Suhagraat pe pati ne bola mujhe kuch nahi aata..

Patni : Jaisa jaisa mai bolu waisa hi karna !!

Pati : Thik hai ..

Patni : Pahle apne kapde utaro..

Pati patni dono ne kapde utar diya !!

Fir patni bed pe pair failake leet gai..

Pati bhi pair faila ke leet gya ..

Patni : Sale ek kam kar..

Bahar se 2 aadmi le aa..

Jo teri aur meri marega…

 

 

Indian suhagrat non veg jokes and sms

Suhagraat pe santa apni patni se puchta hai :

“Bata saadi se pahle kitni bar thuki hai ”

Patni : Ek bar bhi nahi thuki..

Pati : Sach sach bata mere pass chut napne ki machine hai..

Patni : Ek bar galti se ..

Pati :Sach bol warna machine lagau..

Patni : ji 10-12 bar..

Pati : Ruk machine lata hu tu nahi bolegi..

Patni : ja behen ke lode laga le machine…

jitni bar thuki hu utna to number bhi nahi hoga machine me..

 

 

Desi suhagrat sms

Suhagraat se pahle,

Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…,

Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho …

Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye…

Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi..

Tum bas mehnat karna …

 

 

Hot Non Veg Honeymoon Jokes

Santa : Bhai , Suhagraat Kaisi Rahi..

Banta : Mat puch yar,

Rat ko light hi chali gai,

Pahle to 5-6 misscall laga,

Fir 2-3 worng number,

Jab sahi call lagi to balance hi khatam ho gya…

 

 

Indian Honeymoon sms and jokes

Suhagraat pe

Pati : Kaisa Lag raha hai ?

Patni : Bahut bekar lag raha hai..

Pati : Kyu ?

Patni : Patni Pahle mai GSM thi,

To koi bhi SIM dal sakti thi,

Ab CDMA ho gai , Isliye ek hi SIM hamesa dalna padega

 

 

Desi honeymoon stories

Suhagraat pe Sardar apna land pani me dal raha tha.’

Biwi : Ye kya kar rahe ho ji…

Sardar : Ye khada nahi ho raha ..

Biwi :Toh pani mekyu dal rahe ho ?

Sardar : Check kar raha hu ki kahi panchar toh nahi ho gya…

 

 

Hot suhagraat story and sms

Suhagraat ko pati biwi pe chada to biwi hasne lagi,

Fir Hassi ….Zor Zor Hasi …Fir Hassi

Pati : Abee  Sali , Hash kyu rahi hai …

Biwi : Uppar jo pankha chal raha hai,

Uamke bich me jo gol chakri hai,

Usme aap ki gand dikh rahi hai …

 

 

Desi Honeymoon story

Suhagraat ko Pati ne karna shuru kia karte karte light chali gai….

Subhah jab patni ki naak dekhta hai to… moti ho chuki hoti hai

Pati : teri naak moti kaise ho gai ?

Patni : Tumne niche dalne ki bajaye naak me daal diya tha….

Pati : Bevkuf to bolna tha na tujhe

Dulhan : Kaise bolti….Tumare andde mere muh me the na hawas ke pujari …

 

 

Non veg suhagrat story and jokes

Pappu Roj Biwi Ke sath karte Waqt Bolta Tha.

Pappu : “Aur Tight Kar …. Aur Tight Kar… , Jayada tight kar ”

Biwi Pareshan hokar Ek Din Gusse Se Bol padhi :

“Harami Ke Bahar Ja Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Me Dal Le,

Tight Bhi bahut hoga ..

Aur Ras Bhi Jyada Niklega ….“

 

 

Suhagrat manane ka tarika hindi jokes

Suhagraat pe ladki ne apne pati se bola :

” Dekho mere paas mat aana”

Pati : Kyu na Aau mai !!

Patni : Maine Mummy se wada kia hai ki

saadi ke bad ye sab chhodh dungi..

 

 

First Night jokes and story

Ek constructor ki suhagraat thi..

Usne jab apni biwi ko langa dekha to hairan raha gya..

Constructor : Tumne mujhe dhokha diya hai !!

Wife : kaise ?

Constructor : Tumhe jab sagai ke time dekha tha to tumhare b**bs badhe the..

Abhi ye chote …

Wife : Aap bhi to site acha dikhake flat ghatiya pakra dete hai

 

 

Husband Wife Suhagrat Jokes

Suhagraat pe pati ke aate hi pati ne apna bra utar diya..

Pati ye dekh ke bahut hairan huwa aur patni se bola..

Pati : ye tumne mere aati hi bra kyu utar diya..

Patni : Aap ki bhabhi ne kaha tha ki

aapko aate hi dudh pilau..

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